FakingEverything @fakingevrything
I'm single in my 20s in a big city. I don't know what I'm doing, but my dog thigngs I'm cool. Joined July 2016-
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Inordinate amount of "why didn't you anticipate I needed this or would forget this or would take this for granted" this week. #nftc
When another support staff asks about your weekend and listens and responds appropriately. #supportstaff #nftc
The boss came in on Saturday to "get a bunch done," and the inbox I emptied on Friday is jam packed. #goodmorning #HappyMonday #nftc
Statement from Anthony Weiner: I promise this will never, ever, EVER, ever, EVER happen again
It's good knowing your dog is yours and that she would die protecting you. #haiku
But at night, when it's dark and quiet, I call you and tell you I'm lonely and I'm afraid.
The only thing I've eaten today is cookies. What is life? #adulthood
If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with Starbucks every morning and it would be adorable.
So far I've ordered too small post-its and too small legal pads. I hope everyone likes writing really tiny. #assistantproblems #nftc
Why is it so difficult to get a good cup of black coffee from coffee shops? I hate paying for burnt, stale coffee. #goodmorning #tgif
I have a signature block, why are you still spelling my name wrong?? I bet you put "detail oriented" on your resume too. #nftc
Offices, like the arctic, are always just the right temperature for polar bears and penguins.
For the duration of my coffee break I think about being clouds. #haiku
Be nice to everyone. You never know if they'll end up being a Starbucks barista.
You ever have one of those days where you hang up the phone and think, "God I hate my phone voice."? #nftc
Easy-open binders are a thing that exists. #openingishard #ridiculousthings #nftc
I've been here for 2 hours and finished everything I had to do today. #nftc #assistantproblems
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