mayonayse is an instrument @fall_890

Mvhs 2021 idk what else Joined January 2014

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MrBeast @MrBeast

5 years ago

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

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RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi

5 years ago

I’ve watched this tik tok approximately 500-600 times. 20/10 the perfect tik tok

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6 years ago

Ngl it hurts that 50+ people see my tweets but maybe only 3 like them... yikes

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6 years ago

Dear Santa: all I want for Christmas is for people to learn how to fucking drive. It’s not that hard. Please.

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6 years ago

Girl with daughter at Fred Meyers looking at the Christmas stuff: Capitalism. He daughter: What’s capitalism

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6 years ago

Random girl in target: If I accidentally murder someone do I still have to go to jail?

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Alex Ernst @AlexErnst

6 years ago

HOW TO GET FREE CANDY FROM CANDY MACHINE!! WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME

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6 years ago

2 guys at my school: Guy 1: you can’t just use women as sex toys Guy2: ever heard of a smash and dash? Guy1: those are hoes, women are different.

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6 years ago

If I’m around my family for too long I start to get depressed

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6 years ago

Update those last tweets were from when I didn’t sleep for 35+ hours so no need to be concerned

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6 years ago

9 hours in a car squished next to a baby really makes you wanna die honestly I think I’m going insane

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6 years ago

Omg I literally never wanna have kids till I’m at least 30 cause I swear they make me want to push my eye sockets into my knee caps

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6 years ago

Yeah get a cat so they can wake you up at 4am because they have to pee only to find out they SPILT A WHOLE ASS CONTAINER OF GLUE ON YOUR CARPET FLOOR... good morning 😃🌞

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6 years ago

All I’m going to say is that there is a clear distinction between food and pets.

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6 years ago

Jessie was probably so mad when he first heard Jessie’s girl...

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6 years ago

:) well this is serious

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6 years ago

I just spent 20 minutes trying to find out what stranger things girl I am and then the answer page wouldn’t load and it started over :(

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6 years ago

The guy at mcdolalds said I should come back soon because he thought I was very pretty. And honestly that’s the most genuine compliment I’ve gotten in a while. He was kinda ugly tho but it was nice 😂