farglelore, the costive @farglelore

If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a cursed amulet Go into debt if you have to

Praying mantis are a type of bug that litelry no one is afraid of #wizardfacts

It is true that each wizard should have the right to piss them selves when ever they like, just a bit, as a treat. #piss

These plebians, these absoult villans be put here actuly geting there pesent digits allover there phone and device screens, grow up sheep. It is more proper to shout arcan dielect at thine device till it give to the girth of your omnipotent will. #learntochantdumbass

You can't wizard shit untill you can wizard shit lighning. #advice

Princess committee commits abortion in Texas roadhouse bathroom while pandemic rages over Canadian blockade.

You wouldnt last an hour in the library where I did my apprenticeship. #struggle #soyouthinkyouknowme

I allwase remember to invoke duplicity when I hit it from the back #thesehoseantloyal #backshots #clonerights

Human shouldn't use planes to fly that shit is stolen wizard vallor, learn to fly your self idiots. #deltaairlines #stolenvalor

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Pirates only ever do magic when there sugar dadies give them the keys to the station wagon, it's called self sufficiens people lean to read a fucking tome, yee yer ass scallywag. #blackbeardgate #occupydavyjoneslocker

My fucking wizard card runs on that pure refined dragon cum, that shit be hitting Mach 2 billion on some Arcane shit. Don't fuck with Me or you'll get my fat wizard rod you feel me. #lifehack

Your orb is not a fucking home entertainment device, scry more pleab. #stockmarket #gymlife

When I was a freshman at candlekeep I slept on the floor untill I was strong enought to kill my softmore roommate like everybody else. #liberalmedia #woke

Good god Karen I don't care that your sons is Bhaals chosen, getting chosen by a death god is not an accomplishment worth beeing proud of. #KAREN #firstworldprobelms

Topologicaly dragon turtles and a hobgoblin pregnant with twins are identical. #funfacts

You ever notice how you never see a triton and a sea elf in the same place? Little suspicious isn't it? #watergate

People be complaining about the soul enconomy like my brother in pelor, stop buying chimera heart on layaway. #FriendlyFire

She be wizened on my spellbook until I beconed gurthrax the doom lord to bring endless woah upon the lands of men. #