Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

What? New Zealand Joined May 2009

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

So basically what you're saying is that in about 70 million years or so, the @BLACKCAPS will have to play Tests against a combined Indian and Australian side? In the Himalayas.

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 years ago

So basically what you're saying is that in about 70 million years or so, the @BLACKCAPS will have to play Tests against a combined Indian and Australian side? In the Himalayas.

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Weird how when writing news stories about musicians we refer to them by name initially and then "the [insert song] singer"... and how random the choice of song is. Are readers going: "Ed Sheeran? Who?" but then "Oh, one forgettable song from 2014... him." nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/…

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

Well, the good news is this spells the end of things like inflation. Worldwide. Right?

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

American Feminism.

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3 years ago

American Feminism.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

You know how dreams are supposedly rehearsals for real life? Well when I'm next at a beach and need to usher Jacinda Ardern to swim between the flags, but the flags represent the 1980s, and we get distracted by Roland Gift of Fine Young Cannibals fame, body surfing, I'm sorted.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

This last weekend, I bought a new barbecue and cooked a big steak. And watched the All Blacks almost lose to Japan. So I felt more of a New Zealander and simultaneously less certain that that means anything.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

Cool. Just got my "personalised" gig suggestions from @SpotifyNZ. Three concerts. By massive artists. All 390km away. Two of them not till 2024. And sold out anyway. I hate to think what the non-personalised suggestions looked like.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

Errrm... @Heardle_app ... I told you it was that song SIX times, six times you reject me, then you tell me the answer was the same song and I am unlucky. I think your algorithm today is doused in mud, soaked in bleach.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

3 years ago

Man Australians are just way too desperate to convince the rest of the world that a "shoey" is like a cool thing that wacky drunk people do to confirm how craaaazy they are.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

4 years ago

If nothing else, the protesters have shown that in addition to science and civics being undervalued, nobody in New Zealand is really taught how to throw something properly anymore.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

4 years ago

The neighbour is working on his DnB mixing skills again. Presumably for a banging 60th wedding anniversary. Seamlessly merged Freestyler by Bomfunk MCs into The Chain by Fleetwood Mac, now it's some kind of Kanye West vs Dirty Dancing soundtrack clusterfuck.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

4 years ago

Somewhat in defence of Chris Luxon and his adoption of country music as he was "sick of hip hop", I suspect his definition of what hip hop is may have been something like: "anything without any slide guitar."

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

4 years ago

Pretty sure that must set some kind of new record for the world's biggest halfback passing to the world's slowest winger. #AUSvFRA #Rugby

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

4 years ago

Couple of things. A) Should probably switch the countries around the other way as the stats and timeline are really more "New Zealand... and it's neighbor Australia." B) Kylie must be LIVID that you guys are spelling "neighbor" without a u these days after all that TV work.

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4 years ago

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

What are the chances! A parking space right there. #Mars2020

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

I'm more of a marmite fan. But Nick Cave is quite right. As usual. Never refrigerate your mites. Or your acid for that matter.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

I have only just become cognisant of the fact that Americans spell it cognizant. Which is weird. To be honest I was sceptical. I mean skeptical. But now I realise... damn I mean realize, that life would be very grey... gray, I mean... don't take offence. Or offense. Oh fuck it.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

Apart from tinpot banana republics, do any other grown-up countries allow their outgoing politicians to throw lolly scrambles for con men, fraudsters and and B-list rappers? nytimes.com/2021/01/18/us/…

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

This latest installment of The Purge is all a bit underwhelming isn't it? Next time I think Twitter should go more Running Man or Guns Akimbo on it. *If you haven't seen Guns Akimbo, you should. Auckland landmark spotting galore.

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Paul Kennedy @fatalistpalmist

5 years ago

Should we be concerned that at the start of the Test cricket just now, the NZ national anthem was literally beat mixed straight into Bittersweet Symphony?