FatherhoodHaikus @fatherhoodHaiku
Blindly navigating fatherhood with two tiny dictators (2yo and 4yo). Joined October 2012-
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"Wexa pway cawwie" "Okay here is R. Kelly" Absolutely not! He was asking for Callie the cowgirl on Disney... He was offered the R Kelly movie. Help how do I stop this? #Alexa
It's children's culture Eeny meeny miny MOE! What else will they learn? #childrensCulture #haiku INB4 someone mentions racist origins. I know and they suck, but she doesn't to her it's magical. She can learn about it when she is older.
No school for today. It is a good reminder. Our kids are insane! #thankATeacher #payThemMore
Pure tribalism American politics Everyone is fucked A haiku about those who put power over integrity.
Pure tribalism American politics Everyone is fucked A haiku about those who put power over integrity.
Four trips two; she falls. Four says "I was stretching my legs" He's a bad liar. #siblings
Two with a Kazoo Great dane is not a big fan She howls mournfully #greatdane #myEars
Four fell down the stairs Some bruises and a big scare. Thank god kids bounce #poorLittleGuy #dadWasScaredToo
Gymnastics Tonight Burn off lots of energy Then easy bed time? #wiredKids #needSleep
"How babies get born?" "How do I explain to you? You are only four."
"Daddy! Hug and Kiss!" Tiny demands at drop off. Best start to the day! Despite my imposter syndrome, these kids make me feel like I am doing something right with parenting.
Roadside Assistance Worse than the car breaking down Don't use @progressive #terribleServiceHaiku Literally bought AAA and cancelled roadside coverage on my progressive policy after this debacle. Contemplating moving to a different insurer altogether.
Showering. Knock Knock. I answer door soaking wet. "Dad, I can have eggs?"
Gymnastics tonight Two thought it was a track meet Had to tag wife in 🤣😭 #SometimesYouJustNeedAnAssist
First day back at school. Kids sleep schedule way off now. Morning was quite rough #SoTired
Sukiyaki meal! Kids hate it all, except rice... They used chopsticks though! #AWinIsAWin
Late Happy New Year! Was in bed by 10 PM Kids are Exhausting #fatherhoodHaikus
Pink shirt and overalls Youngest looks like Ms. Rachel Can you say Too Cute? #msRachel #fatherhoodHaikus
It's Bluey's Big Play We all have matching sweatshirts Kids are going nuts. #bluey #fatherhoodHaikus
Four Hour Car Ride Blissful Silence as they sleep No need for tablets! #aChristmasMiracle #fatherhoodHaikus
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Once the sofa has a back that was properly QCed and fits together, my back patio should be a nice little hangout spot.
Windows 11 is a trash operating system and anyone who likes it is objectively wrong. If your OS doesn't work exactly like your old ones straight out of the box without needing to alter a thousand settings, you made a bad OS.
@TomNatoli3 @ndngrl69 @joncoopertweets Ya try again
I just finished outlining Necrotic Apocalypse 6. It is going to be VERY silly.
"How come my password isn't working" is one of the most infuriating things to hear when troubleshooting. I don't know why you can't type your password in correctly, Karen. Do you actually remember it? Did you try resetting the damn thing?
I was not ready for this today. This... genuinely makes me sad. :( Lance Reddick was a phenomenal actor and I've enjoyed almost everything he has been in.
'John Wick' star Lance Reddick has died. tmz.com/2023/03/17/the…
If societies want people to have more kids, then those societies need to make it easy and affordable to have them. Otherwise, people will continue to elect not to have kids.
Hasan: "My community was able to raise almost $500,000 in humanitarian relief for the earthquake victims." Terminally-online morons: "Well yeah but you bought a house for 3 million dollars so fuck you, you evil capitalist." Social media really has poisoned people's minds.
Someone just DM'ed me a clip of AI using my voice to read something. Do not do this. Ever. It isn't cool, it isn't funny, it isn't OK. It's creepy and it's violating. I am not your digital puppet.
So everyone who fought for the OGL 1.0a is joining or forming a Union now right?
@fatherhoodHaiku Hello! We're sorry to hear this, and would like to assist. You can find tips to help here: amzn.to/3kr026T. -Heather
Matthew Mercer isn't technically allowed to comment on it all due to contracts and such, but he's sneaky, and I love him for that. #OpenDnD #DnDBegone
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@delaneykingrox I think it's reductive to label it 'not ADHD friendly' just because it didn't work for you in particular. A lot of Pathfinder players have ADHD, myself included. For me, the crunchy system elevates character creation to a rewarding part of gameplay rather than a pre-game chore.
No one has questions. What you want to do is pretty straightforward and everyone gets what you're trying to accomplish, which is where the problem lies.
We know you have questions about the OGL and we will be sharing more soon. Thank you for your patience.
Wizards of the coast CEOs are probably underestimating the world of TTRPG's. DnD is universal because of the OGL. People play with their friends, this spreads like the plague and there are hundreds of other systems out there. If you don't like your prominence someone else will
Support the ORC! Paizo Announces System-Neutral Open RPG License! #OpenRPG #ORC paizo.com/community/blog…
To everyone who has already DMed me asking if we're going to make the orc ancestry/species boons cheaper now, please stop asking. Because our website is down so I can't update them yet.
We have announced a plan for a system neutral open RPG license in collaboration with other game companies. We believe it will irrevocably and unquestionably keep alive the spirit of the Open Game License. Learn more: paizo.me/3XtlZAs #OpenRPG #pathfinder2e #starfinder
Misinformation. This was their regularly-schedule stream, and the topic was set to be about Dragonlance. They were never going to address the situation on that channel at that time. Quit spreading this.
LMAO THEY CANCELLED THE STREAM WHERE THEY WERE GONNA ADDRESS THE OGL SITUATION #OpenDnD #StopTheSub
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