Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0

Fiction Author / Father, #boardgames, #starwars, #dnd, #fantasy, Tweeting when I should be working on my novel. 📚📝 Tips: https://t.co/LP2IsUsLcp featherdagger.com Grand Rapids, MI Joined December 2018

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Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0

5 years ago

Grandkids: “Grandpa, what was the Covid-19 Quarantine like?” Me: “I lived on my island!” GK: “What? I thought you were from Detroit?” Me: “I planted fruit trees far as the eye could see. I paid my mortgage to a raccoon!” GK: “uhhh...” #covid19 #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions

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Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0

5 years ago

I had thought I’d had every kind of anxiety dream out there... but last night, I had a nightmare about a board game explanation going poorly. #boardgames #anxiety #anxietydream #boardgameteach

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

@Mary_Lopunny What’s an adventure without real stakes?

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3 years ago

To this day, this is still the worst sandwich I’ve had to choke down. #rollforsandwich #food #dnd instagram.com/reel/CpiKuklvE…

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

Giving away some free tshirts on Instagram! instagram.com/p/CpYWSUdPNXm/…

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3 years ago

Maybe the Cheese Curse of ‘23 is finally over? #rollforsandwich EP 130 tiktok.com/t/ZTRW6Qhpj/

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

Roll for Sandwich Episode 129! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRWRVE3D/ @foliosociety

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

*Toddler trying something they will definitely need help with* Me: "Here let me help you." Toddler: "NO JUST ME!" - *Toddler doing something they've done hundreds of times once I have sat down/started to eat my food/etc* Toddler: "I need help!/Wipe my butt!/Feed me my food!" 😵‍💫

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

Are you coming to the #Superb_OwlbearParty? I’ll bring the food! tiktok.com/t/ZTRt2RBNT/ #paramountpartner @DnDMovie

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

Things football should adopt from Dungeons & Dragons: -Replace the Coin Flip with an Initiative Roll -Every team must employ a bard. New halftime show is a bard battle. -The Quarterback can cast “Misty Step” 1d3 times per game. What else? #Super_OwlbearParty

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Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich

3 years ago

People: “What do you do with all your dice? You have so much! Don’t you think that’s too many dice?” Me:

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3 years ago

Replace “cat” with “toddler” and this is my life. 😂

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3 years ago

Finally making progress on #Andor (watching shows is hard with a toddler lol) - Just got to episode 7. It’s getting interesting. Still not sure where I’d rank it in the franchise.