Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

Newport soft pack, never blow blunt wraps Joined February 2012

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

3 weeks ago

I hereby motion to call in a drone strike on Paul Finebaum and give his air time to a team made of Antonio Brown and Johnny Manziel

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★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr

2 months ago

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

5 months ago

There are two types of people in this world - Those who had a wonderful first quarter of 2025 and those of us who just got absolutely fucked. May we all prosper in Q2 🙏

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

7 months ago

I ain’t crying that’s west Texas in my eye 🎶

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

7 months ago

I am artsy

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VIOLENCE WIZARD @HXPERHAM

9 months ago

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

9 months ago

All I want is to get heated toilet seat rich. Thats it

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the disrespected trucker @prkr_worldwide

10 months ago

They don’t want you to know that if you buy the perfect combination of products, processed food, and supplements you too will finally be happy. Keep buying. Keep trying new combinations of products. Someday you too will be happy. The products will make you happy.

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

12 months ago

I’m so hungover I think I can feel my bones shaking 😂😭

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

a year ago

So I guess I’ll smoke 💨 🤷‍♂️

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

a year ago

Dudes will have a solid job, a dog, and three good friends and be perfectly content

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

a year ago

If only he had better aim 😭

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

a year ago

Just hit the Mac shack and am headed towards my second 18 in as many days. Darts, Penjamin Franklin, and tequila high noons all packed. What a great day to be an American 🫡 🇺🇸

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Cheapie13 @Cheapie13

a year ago

Friday

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

2 years ago

Ben Shapiro is….

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Best Videos On Internet @DallasRiffRaff

2 years ago

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

2 years ago

Life be lifin’ at the speed of life

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Local Heathen @felonious_monk_

2 years ago

Greg Olsen is Dexter’s cousin or some shit. I can’t unsee this

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Satan @s8n

2 years ago

Jesus died for your sins; so if you don’t sin then he died for nothing.

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🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich

2 years ago

Just for the record. If you're going to have a mental breakdown, I'd rather you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shop aquarium than shoot up innocent people..