My boyfriends been cheating, so I joined a dating site found it on there and been catfishing him. He's due to meet the other me in a bar in 10 mins blissfully unaware I'm there with a suitcase of his clothes whilst my dad's changing our locks.
@fesshole Patrons in a bar love it when a couple loudly break up, spoiling the ambiance
@fesshole This happened to me once. He had the nerve to ask if I liked pina coladas too when he showed up.
@fesshole I DID THIS back in the early-ish days of Match! After catfishing for several weeks, I dumped him as Real Me in person. Then I dumped him as Fake Me days later. He still has no clue.
@fesshole The only reason a fella has an affair is because he isn't getting sex at home.
@fesshole Did someone record this? Please say someone recorded this.