Matt Miller @fixedgearmatt
There are only two things keeping me from becoming the most dangerous man on earth: a slow wifi connection and my weak, stubby little legs. Joined November 2011-
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barney doesnt actually die. he just becomes more and more obscured by bulletholes until i close the window. hes still smiling. fuck this app
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dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
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joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine
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donald trump has no time to fuck. he looks at his watch and says "i could not possibly fuck at this juncture." as he powerwalks into the zoo
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When I have invested in eating a pail of corn, I am not to be disturbed for an fortnight.
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i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes
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I had dream that I was bread I'm feel conflict.
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A marry between a man and woman people sloppery slop;then what is prevent a bird from marriage my sandwich??? I'm in love my samdich.
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i have moved all of my bitcoins directly into my brain for safekeeping until all this nutso crap blows over
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my favorite holiday is the one where you cover everything in plastic and turn the hose on indoors and just go wild
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Mentioning the woefully fated thursday nite rant feature to me constitutes harassment. Let's keep the trash out. I am a real journalist now.
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baby carrot are about the same size as tripple A batteries , but they tast different
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it is good to be alon on saturday night because then you can sit and think about what it look like if a carrot could fly like a brid
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15 baby carrot will usully flush down the toilet but anythig more is risky . Be smart
I'm no hero. I thought being a white guy would do it, but it turns out there's other criteria
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sees another grown man eating cheerios off his table at the restaurant, gives him the restaurant cheerio nod
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im upset because nobody wants to market anything to my ultra fucked up demographic
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