Fixed Rap Grammar @fixedrapgrammar
I am an egg standing in front of a redish wall. Hello World! Joined December 2009-
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I wish I were a little bit taller. I wish I were a baller.
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"WAR IS PEACE; FREEDOM IS SLAVERY; IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH." - George Orwell, before dictionaries existed I guess
Gentlemen prefer blondes, luckily for brunettes.
Signs you were born before 1990: you experience the occasional impulse to rewind a DVD.
I'm good at starting a sentence an then only afterward figuring out where I want it go gentle into that good night.
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"Be yourself." - Diddy, aka P. Diddy, aka Puffy, aka Puff, aka Puff Daddy, aka King Combs, aka Swag
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"Who the fuck is Mary?!?" -The Wind's girlfriend,Tracy #jimihendrixjoke
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Q-are there too many illegal immigrants in the U.S? 27%-yes. 12%-no. 61%-no comprende. ..
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By law, there's an Italian dude named Alfredo Fettuccine, because you can't prove there isn't.
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Christopher Walken does one of the top seven Christopher Walken impressions I've ever heard.
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"There is nothing that packs quite a punch, as pissing after eating asparagus for lunch." -Shakespeare, probably
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If a radioactive human had bitten a spider, there'd be a very tiny super hero known as Manspider.
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Me: You're more amazing than anyone I've ever dreamed of. Her: You really shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
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You dont have 29 followers on twitter without making a few enemies
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"I wasn't that drunk last night." "Dude you were yelling at my cat asking him why he killed Mufasa."
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The Popemobile. Because nothing says faith like 7 inches of bulletproof glass. ..
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Me, to my shoes: Tread softly because you tread on my jeans.
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Feel like sex with your spouse would be so much more exciting if you constantly referred to it as "having a two way".
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done.
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