James Ashcroft @flashbangles
Engineer, artist and attempted banjo player Joined December 2017-
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Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.
Liz Truss
the room next door - Boris Johnson Resignation Speech
Question I'd like all potential Conservative leaders to answer (RT if agree) The energy price cap's predicted to rise 64% in Oct taking a typical bill to £3,244/yr; & rise again in Jan to £500/yr more than when May's help package was announced. What'll u do to avoid this & when?
📀📚 GIVEAWAY for three lucky winners 📀📚 Fancy getting your hands on a SIGNED copy of the newest nail-biting thriller from @SimonMayo, plus a collection of FIVE records that inspired the novel? RT to be in with a chance of winning! Competition closes Friday 15 July. UK only.
Don’t panic, everyone. Nadine Dorries, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Dominic Raab staying. We’ve still got the A team in charge.
Will the last person to leave the Cabinet please turn out the lights.
Private Eye used to be a satirical magazine now it is the only serious investigative newspaper we have.
To paraphrase Orwell, "A wink, stamping on a woman's effort to just do her fucking job, forever."
To paraphrase Orwell, "A wink, stamping on a woman's effort to just do her fucking job, forever."
Johnson steps out of his cars And jogs 10m to his hotel #JohnsonOut
"Come senators, congressmen Please heed the call Don't stand in the doorway Don't block up the hall For he that gets hurt Will be he who has stalled The battle outside ragin' Will soon shake your windows And rattle your walls For the times they are a-changing''
A Barbecue and firefighter cubes, And ketchup and other food lubes, Half burnt meat, And flip flops on feet, To celebrate queen’s platty jubes. #PlatinumJubilee
#RealDailyBriefing with a typically hilarious satire on gov antics.
#RealDailyBriefing with a typically hilarious satire on gov antics.

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save the film program... @savethefilmpro
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Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes
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BBC Studios @bbcstudios
40K Followers 1K Following All the latest from BBC Studios. The @BBC’s main commercial subsidiary, creating and taking the best British content to the world.
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The Traitors UK @TheTraitorsUK
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