Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

Passive aggressive reclusive asshole. Walking Tornado. I like stuff and I do things. Music makes me the happiest! mom life ! instagram.com/goregeous_ghoul Rolla, MO Joined May 2009

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

9 months ago

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Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets

a year ago

DROP A 🦅 IN THE COMMENTS IF THIS GETS YOU TORQUED

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

2 years ago

a woman in the school pick up line has a sticker on her car that says "feral housewife," and now I feel like I have a new goal in life.

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

2 years ago

soooo apparently not eating for 9 hours at work means passing out during your last haircut of the day. listen, body! you have been behind the chair for 14 years. you know how this works! get your shit together!

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

I littlerally thought the lyrics this entire time was " I walked alone to get the feeling right" my life is a lie.

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

I have insomnia, and sometimes that means I'll text people in the middle of the night and forget about it. apparently last night, I sent a bunch of videos about dr.phil to all my friends 🙃

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

I need to know who is responsible enough to actually buy an umbrella.

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

oh no.... here we go.

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

episode 3 of last of us . whyyyy did you do this to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

you bet your sweet bippy im looking at your likes. ya bunch of perverts 👌👈

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

I've lived in 3 of Missouri's most dangerous city's. yet I still forget my damn keys in the door.

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

I did 34 hair cuts today. kill me!

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

oh.... cool. love this for me

Jesse Ferrell @WeatherMatrix

7 years ago

oh.... cool. love this for me

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The Wonder Years @thewonderyears

3 years ago

This winter we’re hitting the road with @HotMulligan and @CarlyCosgrovePA all across the US (plus Toronto)! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am local time. ♾️ thewonderyearsband.com

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Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets

3 years ago

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

Wow... just fucking wow!

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Ashley Vermillion @flyingfruitloop

3 years ago

You know when you get loaded with a shit ton of amo in video games and you know about to get your ass handed to you. Thats how I feel whenever I have good tip weeks at work. 😬