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Me, looking to see who is next in line on the Green Party list: Hmm, the second son of the Duke of Swabia.
It is now almost 18 months since I asked this fella to give me a fucking break.
Very curious how people will say they don't have enough friends to host a social function but also not come to have a burger and a beer at burger liquor.
Elect this man King.
Do you wish you hosted more social events? Do you wish you were invited to / attended more social events?
How many social functions of ten or more people at other's residences have you attended in the last year?
How many social functions of with 10 or more guests have you hosted in the last year?
Another productive exchange on X The Everything App.
IT negative-polarising me into wanting to demolish the bridge rather than leave it in situ unstrengthened.
IT negative-polarising me into wanting to demolish the bridge rather than leave it in situ unstrengthened.
How on earth did the Chinese Embassy let a tweet with a basic factual error get released?
How on earth did the Chinese Embassy let a tweet with a basic factual error get released?
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