FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

Primate of Ontario PARODY, not the seedy guy or his #DollarStoreGovt & #DailyPhotoOps. We're getting it done, & by "it" we mean enriching our donors & pals A place to grow slogans Joined April 2019

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

a month ago

Hulk Hogan was one of the best entertainers with millions of fans around the world. I’ll never forget his arm wrestle with my brother Rob. What I liked about him was how he convinced gullible rubes to support Trump. The same caliber of dummies support me every election.

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2 months ago

It was great to visit Taste of Lawrence, Scarborough’s largest street festival & enjoy the culture & community that makes Ontario such a great place to call home. They couldn't do this without me. As you'll notice, I'm in every photo in this bs #DollarStoreGovt photo op.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

2 months ago

Today, Premier @ABDanielleSmith & I signed an historic agreement comprised of vacuous blather. Smith supports separatists, but I'll do a #DollarStoreGovt photo op with anybody. I pretend to be a federal politician but I'm no good at it, so I thought, I'll try being a cowboy.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

2 months ago

I met Texas Secretary of State @SecJaneNelson while in Calgary. I'll tap anyone I can for a cheesy #DollarStoreGovt photo op, especially if it includes a free lunch. Texans voted for Trump despite climate change & DOGE cuts being a factor in the devastating flood's outcomes.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

2 months ago

It was a pleasure to join members of @liuna183 at their annual Charity Golf Classic. They raised more than $1.5 million for charities across the Greater Toronto Area, but don't care about other public sector union members that I've crapped on, or they wouldn't be seen with me.

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2 months ago

We’re investing $155 million to launch 57 new community surgical & diagnostic centres, starting with the Schroeder Ambulatory Centre in Richmond Hill. These centres will help us slowly phase in private for-profit healthcare so more pals & donors can get on our PC gravy train

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3 months ago

It was great to join in the celebrations at York Pride, which is marking its 25th anniversary this year. Me & my #DollarStoreGovt wouldn't go anywhere near pride stuff in the past, but we're thinking we may need some votes from them next election, hence this BS photo op.

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3 months ago

The Ontario Association of Chiefs of Police Conference were honoured this morning when I showed up & tapped them for another stupid #DollarStoreGovt photo op. I thank our women & men in uniform for the sacrifices they make to protect us & for keeping me clean in the 80s.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

3 months ago

Today, we celebrated the grand opening of Eisai Inc. Mississauga, which is strengthening our plan to build Ontario’s world-class life sciences sector & good jobs in the community. We don't usually believe in science stuff, but I'll tap anyone for a #DollarStoreGovt photo op.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

4 months ago

Thank you to @ONFireChiefs for the chance to tap you for one of my #DollarStoreGovt photo ops at today’s conference and trade show. Ontario firefighters put their lives on the line to protect our communities & I will always try using you in my photo ops, to make me look good.

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5 months ago

I've taken a break from my "pretending I'm Prime Minister of Canada" activities on American TV, to visit the storm ravaged Orillia area. I managed to exploit some poor buggers there for a cheesy #DollarStoreGovt photo op. Stuff like fixing healthcare can wait. @orilliamatters

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6 months ago

Folks, you may have noticed my cabinet picks on the news recently. One I'm really proud of is Mike Harris Jr. Me & my #DollarStoreGovt are lucky country rubes helped ensure his re-election even though he didn't bother to attend debates or talk to the press during the election.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

6 months ago

It was great to be back at the Toronto Sportsmen’s Show, one of the best fishing & hunting expos in the country! I wore my OPP shirt because I like how the cops have to suck up to me now, despite my 1980s "business" activities. I encourage everyone to get outdoors & explore Ont.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

6 months ago

Hi folks. I've been travelling around the USA on your dime, & appearing on American TV, pretending that I have the authority to make international trade deals. Thanks for paying for really expensive hotels & meals. I also appreciate those of you distracted by my shenanigans.

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

6 months ago

Folks, we did it! Me & my #DollarStoreGovt scammed you again. I appreciate the support from hypocritical unions, parents that don't care about education, & patients & future patients that don't mind waiting a long time for healthcare. To my donors & pals, here come the contracts

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FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)? @frodnotion

7 months ago

It was a pleasure meeting with Governor Kemp of Georgia, Chair of the Republican Governors Association to crank out this stupid Photo op with @TimHoustonNS I'm having a great time building up the seedy "fordnation" brand while spending your tax dollars accomplishing SFA.

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7 months ago

Trump’s tariffs are taking direct aim at Ontario workers. I appreciated the chance to bullshit workers at Artcraft Kitchens and Oleo Energies Inc. in Niagara & to #TapTheSaps there for a #DollarStoreGovt photo op. Some of them actually think I'm not doing this as a distraction

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7 months ago

Ontario companies like @accipiterradar in Fenwick are helping protect our borders & keep our communities safe. It was a pleasure to visit today & tap them for a cheesy photo op, rather than appear on the campaign trail in this unnecessary election, to answer tough questions.