FunkLip @funkomi

Views expressed are my opinion only and not my employers| Christ follower | Investment Lawyer | Investor | Mother London Joined December 2010

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2 days ago

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FunkLip @funkomi

a day ago

If the dentist is up in your mouth asking you if you are flossing regularly, it means you failed your 6-month assessment and they can see (&smell) it. Have mercy on dentists.

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FunkLip @funkomi

a day ago

Sometimes I wake up super charged that I got scammed by someone I engaged from a ⚫ lawyers whatsapp group. Community yen yen yen, it is well.

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FunkLip @funkomi

3 days ago

"I'm innocent and I'm going to prove it. Get my cinematographer on the phone right now!" Lol.

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1) They were scared of commitment. They were so "smart" that they always kept many options open. They didn't go for the person they truly wanted to be with. They didn't go all-in on anything even when they had nearly nothing to lose. They didn't quit the comfy job that didn't…

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FunkLip @funkomi

4 days ago

I love a Monday, 1st September. New, new, new, let's go!

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

There is a lot of mad taxes but I think intra-family gift tax is the most diabolical. Really I know its a way to make inheritance tax work but like my my can dash me a grand and HMRC will be owed money loool. Very good.

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

By the time you are 7PQE you need to have invested assets that are earning you at least mid 4 figures a month. 7 is when you start to feel the sl*very.

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a week ago

640 MGO manuka honey is bitter, might have taken this too far.

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

Coming to the end of my first Summer holiday and first stint at a type of SAH parenting for a bit of it. What I don't get is if you are a full time SAHP without a nanny, when do you do like dentist appointments and general maintenence?

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

Upsetting, actually.

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

Forgetting headphones, forgetting lip oil /gloss / butter, forgetting hand cream. All give the same disappointment.

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FunkLip @funkomi

a week ago

There is no benefit to in person high street shopping that can surpass having to suffer Gen-z in customer service roles. Those kids do not care at all.

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New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork

a week ago

"She told me I have no education, no class…Whether it had racial undertones…that's something she could speak on…I let my racket talk…She's packed up & gone, I'm here…I don't take any offense…I'm proud the way I handled myself " – Taylor Townsend on beating Jelena Ostapenko