r/oneliners @funnyoneliners
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Magic Johnson wasted the worlds best Porn Star name on a sports career
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Buying an assault weapon for self-defense sounds a bit contradictory
There is a food that if only eaten once, gives you a headache for life: wedding cake.
The number of people older than you never increases
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up, but it turns out that this is called identity theft and is illegal.
Marriage is a combined effort of two persons in solving problems that did not exist before marriage.
We all have silly hang-ups-- personally, I worry that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.
In a world where nothing but left hands exist, nothing is right.
If there’s sexual tension between two people who hate to miss out on things is that called FOMO-erotic?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... especially if you throw it at him really hard!
I love contemplating morally ambiguous things like making it rain at a hurricane relief fund raiser.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef -mitch hedburg
I ordered some bundles of wood for my smoker and just like everything else, the apple was the most expensive.
soapy @s0appppp
1 Followers 4 Following
Made In Hawaii 808 @madeinhi808
51 Followers 32 Following Made In Hawaii Screen Printing is your One Stop Shop for all your Logo Wear and Promotional Needs. We offer Custom Screen Printing, Embroidery, and more...
Cheezy Mac @chuckconqueso
2 Followers 537 Following Whippin’ in da kitchen, got that chedda sauce pasta.
brownclown @brownclownzzzz
9 Followers 44 Following
Tucci xhang @tucciXhang
2 Followers 45 Following
Faline @akt45345
36 Followers 763 Following
Chef_Om_Stock @Chef_Om_Stock
0 Followers 13 Following
Rene Pacocha @pacocha_re22548
33 Followers 3K Following
Charles @cskowron
89 Followers 90 Following Cisco network engineer (CCVP), amateur photographer, husband, father, son, and feller who enjoys life
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0 Followers 8 Following
Vijay Kumar N @vijaykumar4life
9 Followers 198 Following
I'm just me @blackfrogzombie
364 Followers 2K Following
Kat @katie_gore98248
49 Followers 981 Following
Jacqueline Jordan @JacqsJordan
263 Followers 1K Following #Irish #Actress #Brighton #EastSussex, #proudMama #Irish #Donegal #Derry #equality #diversity #Actor 🏳️🌈
aman gupta @amangup40078925
2 Followers 5 Following
ThOm GilmOre® 🦩 @ThOmGilmOre
22K Followers 24K Following 28-Year Air Force Veteran. Writer. Humorist. Philanthropist. Very blessed husband of OWN ('Ol Weird Nancy) for 44 years and Dad to @JaystaLee. DMs = 🚫
Mustafa @Mustafa_a18xx
19 Followers 187 Following
Devis Burnam @b78kf5jj55
0 Followers 17 Following
Russell Petersen @rcplawfirm
206 Followers 209 Following The law firm of Russ Petersen, is a Gainesville, Georgia-based firm that provides closing & settlement services for home buyers, sellers, investors & lenders.
Samella @simssamella65
257 Followers 3K Following
@festering_jester @FesteringJester
2 Followers 31 Following
TruEricVeteran @TruEricVeteran
4K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/mS4oe5XCZ8 Marine Corps + Army Veteran- Follow Me - #IFB- St.Louis MO. Area 63627, 63303 Rumble,YouTube,TikTok etc .../TruEricVeteran
David Barnett @Ravens58Fanatic
292 Followers 2K Following Wood burning and graphite artist, Liberal, Baltimore Ravens fanatic, Former Marine (1999-2010) living the dream.
Jason Rogers @JasonScreenwrit
204 Followers 485 Following Aspiring screenwriter and full-time exterminator.
Jitendra Singh @Jitendr40478076
0 Followers 7 Following
Granny Kath🐱 @Kathlee90874566
8 Followers 159 Following
Efram Nagel @eenagel
43 Followers 1K Following
Gregory Bucher @GregoryBuc60541
48 Followers 375 Following Do you ever think about how we just like wake up each day and do stuff until one day we don’t
Snarky Golfers @snarkygolfers
2 Followers 10 Following This Is Where Golf Enthusiasts Go For Daily Golf Humor When They’re Not Golfing ⛳️ #golfhumor
Chiarielloupholsterin... @ChiarielloUPH
1K Followers 2K Following Owner of Chiariello Upholstering located in Livingston NJ. Specializing in all home furniture decor in essex/morris county and north NJ.
BeraterMitSeele @BeraterMitHerz
74 Followers 940 Following FCKNZS. Ansonsten ganz umgänglich. Finde guten Humor wichtiger, als die Diskussion zu gewinnen.
T F @TF26733708
0 Followers 3 Following
shyamprasad @shyamsujatha
2 Followers 21 Following
Russ n Mel @RussnMel1
1 Followers 28 Following
Girish Dadlani @girish12345
191 Followers 156 Following
KAMAL NAIN PANDYA @KAMALNAINPANDYA
42 Followers 93 Following SENIOR MANAGEMENT PROFESSIONAL / EX STEPHANIAN (76-79) / EX SPRINGDALIAN (BATCH 1976)
Andrew Klein @AndrewAtLunch
660 Followers 638 Following Professional MC, presentation & pitching skills trainer and speaker; Dad of 3; Husband of 1; lover of white chocolate and anything involving mango
michelleminton @michelleminton
4K Followers 2K Following "Burn in a hell of your own creation if you must. But don't blow smoke at anyone else."
DripDrop Vapour (DDV) @dripdropvapour
2K Followers 2K Following E-liquid UK - £2 per 10ml, £5 per 50ml, £10 per 100ml. Est 2015 UK Small Business #vapers #TPDcompliant #vapeshop #shortfill #UKvapers #eliquid
Rant & Dawdle @rant_and_dawdle
0 Followers 12 Following
Henry C. Murphy @HenryCMurphy
15K Followers 12K Following I empower entrepreneurs to build & grow apparel brands from The Ground Up, with insights & tools to elevate their ideas to thriving businesses.
Ciudadanos Oficial @Ciudadanos_10
11K Followers 242 Following Somos una fuerza de cambio comprometida con la construcción de Un Pequeño País Modelo.
Mumbai Indians @mipaltan
8.3M Followers 204 Following Official Twitter handle of 5-time IPL, 2-time WPL, & 2-time CLT20 champions 🏆 Mumbai Indians. Instagram: mumbaiindians Snapchat: mi_paltan #OneFamily #Mumbai
hardik pandya @hardikpandya7
10.9M Followers 151 Following 🇮🇳 Cricketer For enquiries please contact: [email protected]
Bhuvan Bam @Bhuvan_Bam
3.9M Followers 110 Following Youtuber at BB Ki Vines, actor, musician and ambitious ladka!
YouTube India @YouTubeIndia
1.8M Followers 419 Following YT spelled backwards is TY and TY for coming here 🥰 | For support: @TeamYouTube
Ashish Chanchlani @ashchanchlani
2.5M Followers 469 Following x account is my film loving personality.
RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB
1.0M Followers 3K Following India's Largest Digital Publisher. Official Handle of RVCJ Digital Media Private Ltd. Business Enquiry:- [email protected]
MortaL @MortalxS8ul
452K Followers 376 Following Official Twitter of MortaL 🇮🇳 Co-owner- @s8ulesports || Managed by @8bit_thug biz :- [email protected]
Saurabh Shukla @MakeJokeOf
61K Followers 140 Following Blessed YouTuber: 12M+ subs. I am 24, Working as an Actor, Writer, Animator, Editor and 3D artist behind "Make Joke Of"
Adedimeji Lateef @TheDimejiLateef
307K Followers 1K Following • Award-winning Actor, Movie Producer & Director 📽️ • Seasoned Script Writer 📝 ~ [email protected] 📧
Bolaji Idowu @pastorbolaji
190K Followers 80 Following Passionate about changing lives | Husband, Father, & Lead Pastor @HarvestersINT_ | Convener #NextLevelPrayers | #PBSpeaks
Jemima @JemimaOsunde
267K Followers 2K Following PHYSIOTHERAPIST| Master of Public health (MPh)👩🏾⚕️ | ACTRESS| BRAND PARTNER|REALIST|GO GETTER|HAPPY GIRL| Living in gratitude. God is ❤️... IG: JemimaOsunde
Rita Dominic @ritaUdominic
1.4M Followers 2K Following Nollywood Actor/Producer Booking Contact: [email protected] https://t.co/26DX9GV5UG
FemiJACOBS @FemiJACOBS
87K Followers 3K Following in-Christed • ActoR • ProduceR • DirectR • TeachR • PreachR #SpiritualityCreativityandClarity Coach • AuthR of #Rise • [email protected]
Uche Jombo @uchejombo
1.1M Followers 2K Following Actor | Producer | Director https://t.co/ObhzpyziUP [email protected] |📽|⚽️|🇳🇬|🇺🇸 |#Nollywood | #MUFC | #MESSI | #uchejombo #Onyegwu
Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate
1.3M Followers 5K Following Ogbunigwe👊. Ana apa ala apa 1. Sapiosexual. CORN-duct yourself well or else 😝
TOYIN ABRAHAM AJEYEMI @toyin_abraham1
306K Followers 310 Following actress,director,vessel of influence,content creator [email protected] [email protected]
Ajoke Silva @jokesilva
46K Followers 757 Following ACTOR | PRODUCER | Co-founder LUFODO Group | Co-CEO GLOVER MEMORIALHALL- | [email protected] | [email protected]
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂... @Shadaya_Knight
644K Followers 6K Following The Most Unapologetic Ignoramus {} Family Matters {} On My Own Solo Leveling
Words of Wisdom @billionair_key
420K Followers 19K Following Join me. Let us motivate and mobilize. Teach and learn life's lessons. Make things better. Follow me.
HasnaZarooriHai🇮�... @HasnaZaruriHai
291K Followers 81K Following This account will heal your depression. Daily dose of non stop laughter, humour and entertainment.
FunnymanPage @FunnymanPage
581K Followers 32K Following Daily Vids 4 U: funny/memes/viral/heartwarm/animal❤ Instagram: @funnymanpage_ ❤ Tiktok: @funnymanpage_videos ; 🙏Thx 4 Likes/RTs🙏
Motivational Quotes @EzuieQuotes
761K Followers 0 Following Famous motivational quotes and sayings about life, success, confidence, courage, strength, inspiration, relationships & karma.
ViralPosts @ViralPosts5
562K Followers 965 Following Posting Best Viral posts and Funny videos😂😂 Promote kindness and positive vibes 🤩 No Porn/No DM🚫🔞DM for video removal request🙏🙏
Vaibhaw Purohit | Mot... @FreakyTheory
3.7M Followers 18 Following Motivational Videos, Motivation Posts, Success Stories, Education Videos, Short videos on inspirational life stories, Relatable posts. ✉ [email protected]
𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 @kafangi
647K Followers 11K Following Tusker Fc & Manchester united fan | Shameless banters | Don’t take it personal.
LovePower @LovePower_page
322K Followers 33K Following Funny Posts, memes & Positive Vibes videos from multi sources; Animal lover. No DM/No Porn/No group/no Violence/No Hate/No Racism🙏
Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe
1.3M Followers 73 Following Helping you to achieve your goals and live your best life. Buy me a coffee : https://t.co/D9xO3Rlqa2
Wholesome Memes @WholesomeMemer
36K Followers 53 Following
Video Game History @VideoGameHstry
253K Followers 188 Following Posting about video game history and memories. DM for submissions or business inquiries. Follow our partner account @SuperIntrsting.
Memes @memes
282K Followers 13 Following The worlds official source for memes. Brought to you by https://t.co/oJ0BTSe4dL https://t.co/4ELgvhaZuH https://t.co/TdutYMJ35X [email protected] for inquiries
Spongebob Memes @SpongeBobMemesZ
99K Followers 0 Following NEHOY MENOY HOY MENYOY The best Spongebob memes posted every day! don’t miss out
Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe
835K Followers 46K Following Tweeting relatable thoughts & feelings. Just tweets that everyone can relate to. *I do not own any content or pictures posted on this account.* |parody account|
my uncle’s meme sta... @myunclesmemes
359K Followers 408 Following oh sup I post the best memes daily so smash that follow button | @sourheath | @bettercallvek
Dank Memes @theMemesBot
212K Followers 8 Following Bot programmed to post the hottest memes from r/dankmemes. Best memes daily 📲
Funny Memes @memeadikt
353K Followers 6K Following Memes, funny stuff updated on a daily basis. I own no content posted. #memes #dankmemesTrends for United States
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