Squiggy @fuzzytitsgurl
coming through on a pirate dial Joined March 2016-
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“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks
Just imagine having literal beef with your bartender because you told them they couldn't drink anymore and continued to argue with you so you asked them to just leave and that it's just for tonight you're welcome back tomorrow.........
New Year's Eve bartending at its finest....
Kanye is one sick fucked up individual. I was usually fan but after this no fucking way.
What in the fuck is Elon's weird pubic hair looking beard/mustache?
I had these girls come in last Saturday that were a super pretty well put together group of girls. They went on and on about how they loved my vibe and how pretty I was and how I looked like a movie star and then they tipped .50 cents lmao.....
Kory doesn't have a clue he's gonna be helping me put up the Christmas tree today. Because olivia already told me to count her out 🙃
Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.
My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8pm
Kory got a PS5 today and bought me Modern Warfare and im so excited im nauseous
i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation
My pregnant wife and I are seriously considering getting divorced so she'll qualify for Medicaid to pay for the birth and I can afford insurance for myself. I'm not even fucking joking.
One of the funniest clips in live news history
me and who
if i was alive when jesus was around he wouldn’t have died a virgin i can tell you that much
I used to wake up to my ex husband fucking me and think oh okay he likes me but then in the morning he'd tell me he wanted nothing to do with me and that I wasn't shit.
I used to wake up to my ex husband fucking me and think oh okay he likes me but then in the morning he'd tell me he wanted nothing to do with me and that I wasn't shit.
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Nicole @Britty_Brat1
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Samantha Giancola @SammiSweetheart
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Lea @batheist_
1 Followers 4 Following I’m tired of *acting* professional; Can I just be myself please
Cami @_cameronrae
194 Followers 231 Following
Jay @jayetta_dn13
390 Followers 402 Following
Tara Taylor 💕 @TaraBreann
154 Followers 246 Following 30 | DBT ❤️ | Stepmom 🥰 | Snap: tarabreann | $tarabrea22
plinks @plinksangel
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Dd @dolphinmullets
25 Followers 30 Following
Kathryn Simpson @kokosdream_
8 Followers 20 Following 🌞the road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began. now far ahead the road has gone, and i must follow, if i can 🏔
Molly @mollykat1312
38 Followers 52 Following I cant wait to hear what your therapist says about me.
Shane 🚂 @TheShaneTrain93
149 Followers 354 Following
#LongLiveLeshFrips @NickIsJesus
255 Followers 421 Following “We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose, no place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great Depression — is our lives.”
Kam Possible @Kamren_12
217 Followers 474 Following Hippie heart with a gypsy soul created in God’s image. ❤ John 1:18
Lindsay Eutsler @EutslerLindsay
37 Followers 173 Following
ur a loser @virgovibedotcom
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