Kayla @garlicaffection
Here to tweet things that my conservative family members would be angry about. 🤷♀️•she/her•Jesus lover•Enneagram 3• Joined September 2013-
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If I were a left-wing billionaire, I’d set up an overseas account, “buy out” the event, then move all the money. Just to fuck with him.
If I were a left-wing billionaire, I’d set up an overseas account, “buy out” the event, then move all the money. Just to fuck with him.
Can we - for the love of Christ - stop infantilizing high school students and pretend they’re not able to understand complex subjects? I learned about the Holocaust and didn’t become a fucking Nazi. This is racist, shameful, and incredibly insulting. open.substack.com/pub/popularinf…
Y’all. I did not think Former Man could surprise me. I. Was. Wrong. I’m torn between abject horror, surprise that Trump was smart enough to put this plan together, and (somehow) surprise that THEY WROTE IT ALL DOWN. If you’re going to do crimes, don’t write them down.
Y’all. I did not think Former Man could surprise me. I. Was. Wrong. I’m torn between abject horror, surprise that Trump was smart enough to put this plan together, and (somehow) surprise that THEY WROTE IT ALL DOWN. If you’re going to do crimes, don’t write them down.
I always get excited when I see a @JeffJacksonNC sticker in the wild. Thems my people. 🇺🇸
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is above the law.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is above the law.
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Evangelicals in 2016: God please use trump to expose the corruption in Washington God: ok
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I desperately need your help. This is my cousin Imani Serafina Roberson and as of today, she has been missing for two weeks. Imani is a twenty-nine year old mother of four, and on Sunday July 16th, she had dinner at her mother’s home and has not been seen since.
Rude but true
what in the actual Nazi hellscape is this????
what in the actual Nazi hellscape is this????
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Did a pastor or deacon personally reach out to you during the covid shut downs to check on you? Pls retweet for a large sample.
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If you’ve survived your suicidal thoughts/suicide attempts, I am proud of you. If you’ve made a milestone in being clean, I am proud you. If you’ve relapsed, I’m still proud of you. If you’re still struggling this very moment with your mental health, I am still so proud of you.
I am a couple of hours away from seeing a band I’ve loved since I was 15. @falloutboy here we goooooo
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“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”
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Johnson & Johnson expanded global access to tuberculosis drug this week amid novelist and YouTube star John Green joining an advocacy campaign. trib.al/5UjqVbN
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!!!!!!!!!!!!! @JNJNews, THANK YOU for choosing #PatientsNotPatents. Takes real guts to live up to your credo. Generic bedaquiline WILL BE AVAILABLE in almost every country with a high tuberculosis burden. I am so happy and grateful to the Stop TB Partnership, J&J, and especially…
!!!!!!!!!!!!! @JNJNews, THANK YOU for choosing #PatientsNotPatents. Takes real guts to live up to your credo. Generic bedaquiline WILL BE AVAILABLE in almost every country with a high tuberculosis burden. I am so happy and grateful to the Stop TB Partnership, J&J, and especially…
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Green & Green vs. Johnson & Johnson
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Hi, @JNJGlobalHealth. Here you can clearly see, even if via meme, that you did NOT fund the majority of bedaquiline research. It was mostly funded by the public. You've had the patent for 20 years. That's enough. Pledge not to enforce secondary patents in nations with a high TB…
Hi, @JNJGlobalHealth. Here you can clearly see, even if via meme, that you did NOT fund the majority of bedaquiline research. It was mostly funded by the public. You've had the patent for 20 years. That's enough. Pledge not to enforce secondary patents in nations with a high TB…
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