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“The thought that has haunted me while writing these works—that it is not human beings who will be my most conscientious readers—is indeed full of bitter irony” US Joined April 2008-
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My take is that no, he shouldn’t be. Let’s think about this logically. The dude has no idea he’s being videotaped. A crazy Karen shows up with SJW hair. Shes hysterical and mean. And she says that he stole the ball right out of her hands. You know she’s insane and a bully.…
My take is that no, he shouldn’t be. Let’s think about this logically. The dude has no idea he’s being videotaped. A crazy Karen shows up with SJW hair. Shes hysterical and mean. And she says that he stole the ball right out of her hands. You know she’s insane and a bully.…
Several years ago, I got WAYYY into the Star Wars X-wing game with my kids and obtained a nearly complete collection of all the spaceships and cards but the publisher discontinued the game. Should I consider this an heirloom now, or try to cash out?
The cartel boat thing is just one more event pushing the overton window toward broader recognition that the post-WWII internationalist, geneva convention cargo-cultist, international legal positivist, john lennon imagine-ist order is manifestly obsolete and we need something new.
5yo: “OW, you got soap in my eyes!” Me: “sorry it was an accident” 5yo: “I know you *think* it was an accident, but if you act carefully, fewer accidents happen.” She’s learned parental aphorism judo
How to make my replies relevant
How to make my replies relevant
It’s horrible that everyone is singling this lady out for internet scorn when the right thing to do is spread that scorn out over all Philadelphia sports fans
It’s horrible that everyone is singling this lady out for internet scorn when the right thing to do is spread that scorn out over all Philadelphia sports fans
Big pulley at the top of a cliff, reversible motor/generator and elevator platform on it; guy on bottom loads up 6 pokeballs, hoists them up; guy on top shouts, “Celesteela, I choose YOU!” six times, they get on, generator makes power, guy on bottom shouts “return!” six times,,,
I think if I played professional baseball my walk-out song would be “How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously” by the Pet Shop Boys
turns out "mute and block" isn't enough when a twitter account makes it into the news
When I was in second grade ('79-'80) in a California public school, our class learned to sing both "It's a Long Way to Tipperary" and "Marching to Pretoria" straight out of our textbooks. Did the British Empire really have that kind of cultural sway in America so recently?
Cleaning up my home pc and deleting a bunch of apps and wtf is (was?) Microsoft Sway
CO2 ppm hits 4 digits in my home office with the door closed: time to clock out for the day
As someone who has been desperately trying to sell a house since March and watching its value shrink, I call bullshit
As someone who has been desperately trying to sell a house since March and watching its value shrink, I call bullshit
People on twitter will really be like "you believe in flossing sticks? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, spools of dental floss" and then not floss their teeth
Was on a project a few years ago where we inherited requirements from a previous contractor and one of the requirements was a "chip scale atomic clock" that wasn't referred to in any other requirement. Ended up installing one of these & talking to it over a 9600 baud serial line
Was on a project a few years ago where we inherited requirements from a previous contractor and one of the requirements was a "chip scale atomic clock" that wasn't referred to in any other requirement. Ended up installing one of these & talking to it over a 9600 baud serial line
there is no excuse for you, a middle-class american, to have fewer than 1 set of fingernail clippers in every room of your house
there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, because AfD politicians are known to lead incredibly unhealthy lifestyles (opposing globalism)
there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, because AfD politicians are known to lead incredibly unhealthy lifestyles (opposing globalism)
Someone needs to develop a new scarlet letter that fades out under conditions of repentance and forgiveness but reappears when the bearer tries to assume a place of moral authority
Warning to Brits: this post is a perfectly designed trap to get you to make illegal replies. Do not fall for the bait
Warning to Brits: this post is a perfectly designed trap to get you to make illegal replies. Do not fall for the bait
there it is again... this is infuriating... somehow the dumb guy on the low end and the smart guy on the high end have reached the same incorrect conclusion.
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