geekypowerup @geekypowerup
I'm an avid lady gamer. I am a huge geek and proud of it. I enjoy the dorky life I lead. geekypowerup.wordpress.com Joined August 2016-
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I was surprised with the signed copy of the new @ninjasexparty album! Husband for the win!
Point me to a petition to rename rabbits to booplesnoots. I will sign the shit out of it.
Serious question. How do I smuggle a great dane into my house without my husband knowing? I need answers, people!
I just learned that female mosquitos are the ones that bite. That makes it more satisfying to call it a bitch when I slap it.
My neighbor's Boxer came up to my porch and quietly "boofed" at me. He wanted me to pet him. It's the little things that make me happy!💕
S.O: Why is your stuffed giraffe a doctor? Me: He's a cardiovascular surgeon and deserves respect! Dr. G. Raffe can do anything! S.O: Okay?
Tripped and fell trying to save myself from tripping and falling. It's going to be a productive day with a hearty "fuck you" from gravity.
Husband: You're my trophy wife. Me: Yes, but it's a trophy in participation. I don't have time for dogs in purses and spray tans.
Cats are a liquid. I'm convinced and can't be told otherwise. Want proof? BOOM!
I heard about a new thing sleep. It's extremely hard to do. Kids and their crazy fads. Like being productive on a Sunday. Impossible.
Thank you, inventor of fuzzy blankets, you are a hero. A HERO!
Everyone: what are doing for your birthday on Sunday? Let me break it down for you, Sleep. A fuck ton of sleep. All the sleep. Happy?
Good way to tell if you're tired. Get fruit for breakfast, yell at the apple for it's nonsense and apologize to the grapes for yelling.
Kid A: What? Kid B: Does a shitty moonwalk away singing the entirety of Fairly Odd Parents theme. Me: *Standing Ovation*
My neighbors kid is genius! Kids (9-11 yrs)walking on side walk Kid A: I don't want to go to the pool. Kid B: Don't be obtuse, rubber goose
Iced caramel coffee, with added caramel everything. If you need me, I'm running circles on the lawn like The Flash. Caffeine and sugar!!!!!!
Me: Sushi for lunch! You want any? Them: No. Me: You sure? *They nod* Okay... (Later) Them: Can I have some? (I turn into Danny)
Hacking into my email? For shame. You would have a better time getting my netflix password. My email is boring. Jokes on you.
Due to recent events, I have come to realize Fallout is not just a game, but practice for what is to come. I'm going to find you, Dogmeat!
I don't know who this is, but she does a better job than I would.
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