Gillian @gillian_halee

givin it the ole college try Joined May 2013

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Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax

2 years ago

WHAT IF WE CUDDLED AND FELL ASLEEP ON THE CROCHET CRAB RANGOON PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭

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Drewberz @buddy_ferrara

3 years ago

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

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Gillian @gillian_halee

3 years ago

Zoning out while in the car wash is peaceful until you look in your rear view mirror and see a cop…why did I think I was getting pulled over while colorful suds coated my car 😅

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Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward

3 years ago

if I don’t have the right to control my own body why the hell am I paying taxes

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Gillian @gillian_halee

3 years ago

Maybe if we had a punch card for all the historic events we’ve endured, we may finally get a freebie for basic human rights

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Gillian @gillian_halee

3 years ago

I’m gonna buy a duck for the sole reason to name it Quack Sparrow, and he and I will be menaces to society

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Gillian @gillian_halee

4 years ago

Life is truly amazing when you get to cherish it with the right people

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Gillian @gillian_halee

4 years ago

The feminine urge to go on a cross country train ride in the winter to simply read and be cozy.

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tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello

4 years ago

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

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Gillian @gillian_halee

4 years ago

Coworker: Gill you alright? Me: yeah I’m just having an existential crisis on this fine Tuesday Coworker: well is Taco Tuesday so buck up

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Gillian @gillian_halee

4 years ago

Between Olivia Rodrigo and Bo Burnham… I’m gonna need 3-5 business days to recover.

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Gillian @gillian_halee

5 years ago

Yeah...I’m gonna need to see the terms and conditions for 2021

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Gillian @gillian_halee

5 years ago

Can we skip daylight savings? We don’t need extra hour this year

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“She was trying to hold back because she didn’t want to be seen as an angry woman and Pence was playing up the patronizing CEO thing and I promise you every woman in America noticed.” – My wife just now.

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tom @pilau

5 years ago

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but teach him how to make pasta and he’ll eat for like a week that’s way too much pasta Greg

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Gillian @gillian_halee

5 years ago

We know Disney gave us false body image expectations, but they really fooled us with how often we would climb a rope in gym class. Please explain why I was mentally preparing for that growing up.