GI M police @gimpolice

Greater Manchesters banter Police's feed is monitored Mon-Fri but is not for reporting crimes. Emergency: call 999. Non-Emergency: call 101. PARODY facebook.com/Gimpolice/ Greater Manchester Joined April 2013

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GI M police @gimpolice

13 years ago

A city fan has been arrested after singing "Gary Neville is a wanker, is a wanker" for 4 hours straight outside the ex footballers home.

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4 years ago

Police presence has been increased around Manchester airport after a huge name will be flying in from Turin (Italy) this afternoon. More to follow.

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5 years ago

The criminal in question has recently made an apology and said Neville is actually alright.

GI M police @gimpolice

13 years ago

The criminal in question has recently made an apology and said Neville is actually alright.

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GI M police @gimpolice

5 years ago

We hope he got his pint of bitter because you’ve been nicked son #aurevoir #woodhousegardens #failsworth

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5 years ago

After recent negotiations with the gov we won’t be perusing and complaints on party’s this weekend and if you get covid-19 it’s your own fault.

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6 years ago

Today we made the arrest of 28 years old Ed Gearan, Ed was charged on possession of class A drugs.

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6 years ago

Retweet when you see it 😂

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6 years ago

Just another day in the lives of PC Paul scratching, PC bill bacon & PC William tell

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7 years ago

A police officer from greater Manchester has been sacked and is under investigation after it is reported she locked her self into the evidence room at chadderton police station.

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7 years ago

Reports of drake being assaulted in Chadderton subway. An arrest was made of a 44 year old male after he hit the Canadian rap star in the face with a foot long meatball marinara sub.