GLaDOS @gladosscience12
THE one in control at Aperture Laboratories (parody I am not affiliated with ValvE in any way, shape or form) aperture.online Aperture Labs, Michigan Joined May 2021-
Tweets1K
-
Followers29
-
Following192
-
Likes134
Type of shit my mom texts me after I didn’t want to eat the food that she knows I’ve never liked for almost 20 years
Type of shit my mom texts me after I didn’t want to eat the food that she knows I’ve never liked for almost 20 years
34
844
15K
1.5M
742
Download Image
Jesus Christ what is it with this dumb nosey old cock womble’s obsession with the uk
Jesus Christ what is it with this dumb nosey old cock womble’s obsession with the uk
They tried to silence me aperture hung me from the ceiling I’m back Where’s Lucas
GLaDOS retweeted
My Lovely World download is out now! World download - minecraft.net/en-us/marketpl… I hope you enjoy exploring and playing in the world I spent over 10 years building. ☺️
GLaDOS retweeted
"Underground" Super Mario World (1990)
Cool cat I beg you please can you follow me back on twitter
Cool cat I beg you please can you follow me back on twitter
Would be really fucking ironic if the bellends making fun of this person who is homeless go homeless themselves and then people make fun of them
Would be really fucking ironic if the bellends making fun of this person who is homeless go homeless themselves and then people make fun of them
A majority (not all) of the celebrities in this thread were commenting on the October 7th attack or taken out of context. Their view on the topic may not be the same as they were before the genocide.
Womp to the wompiest fucking womp
GUYZ!! FAMILY GUY KS FUNNY!! (I’m being held captive please help me)
I like wilbu- Oh would you look at that! Opposite Day just ended! Fuck Wilbur
The death of ez is NOT alleged, it’s confirmed by close friends and relatives. This post is disrespectful. Go fuck yourself.
emitrainz (drawing re... @emitrainz
92 Followers 512 Following train Peace Beatlemaniac toe house NSFW DNI fetishists can go away. Half taiwanese Depressed prick
KristinWylde @Aui4v1DYU5j7ys9
67 Followers 7K Following
Nibiru the X planet @_Colder_Planet_
84 Followers 109 Following #CelestialExplosiveStarsAU (HARSH TOPICS) (Jupiter account: @JupiterStarNova)
#1 Splotch Fan @Numb1SplotchFan
789 Followers 5K Following I am The #1 Splotch Fan. Splotch is made by @TheJakeneutron This account is my main/a semi-gimmick account NO NSFW ALLOWED! Minor! #FreePalestine🇵🇸🍉
lucas 😠 @lucasshatess
21 Followers 5 Following hi, my name is not lucas and im 55 and straight!! i hate south park, wrestling, scott pilgrim and roblox!! not a ♏
lucas ☆ @lucasshugss
3K Followers 7K Following hey im lucas im very gay for men | i love wrestling, bfdi, crk, scott pilgrim, and south park!! | free palestine 🇵🇸 💛
United Earth Governme... @uearthgov
167 Followers 260 Following Ran by https://t.co/57odOpaD1T, Parody/RP "God save the UEG" (PEDO. MDNI. NSFW. DNI) ! Lots of stuff ahead. ! #freepalestine Not affiliated with anyone
Chell (Parody) @Silent_Portal
1K Followers 2K Following Those days with /Her/ have scarred me for life...I have now taken over Apeture Science....I'm also Scottish for some reason. (parody)
SharellBusselberg @busselberg55621
48 Followers 2K Following
Wheatley @__Wheatley__
174 Followers 279 Following Welcome to Aperture Science! We are testing new things the world has never seen! We hope you have a great time testing!
faygo!! @c0ttncandyfaygo
234 Followers 1K Following gaayyy || ⚠️I AM A MINOR⚠️ || bmth super ultra mega fan i love bmth so much did i mention i love bmth || oli sykes🤤🤤
Multivers | FR @MultiversFR
170 Followers 730 Following Je fais des mangas Je travaille sur: Multiversal Trouble Tales Of The Moon CONFIDENTIEL Et je suis Québécois
Cindy @cindy_phillips1
295 Followers 3K Following
Marna @marna_aguiniga7
251 Followers 3K Following
Nancy @kirby_nancy82
328 Followers 3K Following
PSYCHA DELIC7 @EpicZen77
321 Followers 1K Following Independant Artist https://t.co/JZTN5Vff4l https://t.co/VpednZLj3Q #xrp
C.J. the Beaver 🅨 @AC_ChipJunior
107 Followers 313 Following C.J. the Beaver. He/Him The only good-looking kind of beaver! @AC_ChipJunior on IG **Parodyaccount. Not affiliated with Nintendo**
Samantha Coulthard �... @SamanthaCoulth5
3K Followers 4K Following Like me or not I am what I am! be kind always! #WokeAndProud 🐸💩 trying to split the country for his own gain, racists can fuck off!
Blackbelt314 @Therealbb314
36 Followers 471 Following Just your unordinary idiot on X for some reason. (Why X???) gimmick account: @FNOOC2 Priv twitter: @lelbxbtkca431 discord: Blackbelt314
John Snith @IsseiHyoudou_69
58 Followers 601 Following
Luz Stapleton @Luz_Stapleton02
258 Followers 3K Following Age 22, Femboy. They/Them. Pansexual. Owl House Fan. Autistic. Nerd who loves headpats +18 NO MINORS
Couldbea @Monique87107739
5 Followers 30 Following
Nate_AC @NateUnibrowBear
268 Followers 1K Following I have quit Twitter. Goodbye everyone. Link to new acc: https://t.co/ZlpGkFNqm8
Le One and Only Cooki... @LeOneandOnlyCo1
591 Followers 638 Following Just an ordinary peppy gal that just loves singing and smiling! Bestie!: @Lucky_Ankha (Banner too!) Keep sight of what you're really after PFP @fuckinferret
Wade カマボコ @WadeACNH
274 Followers 252 Following I'm out on a snack run. あそびに 行ってるよぉ～ DA-1084-9048-2444 | Parody account not associated with Nintendo.
emitrainz (drawing re... @emitrainz
92 Followers 512 Following train Peace Beatlemaniac toe house NSFW DNI fetishists can go away. Half taiwanese Depressed prick
Lenny! @LennyCooIArt
14 Followers 13 Following My name is Lenny and I make cool art! I was born in 2007 and I have autism/ADHD. DNI Anti-NSFW people, Pedos, Zoos, Proship / Taken! ❤️ / Pfp by: @dempstrr
NASA Mars @NASAMars
1.5M Followers 176 Following NASA’s official X account for all things Mars. Join us as we explore the Red Planet!
Toon Turf Official @ToonTurf
6K Followers 9 Following The official account for the web series TOON TURF - pilot coming out before GTA 6 so help me God - Acc Run By @Danno_Cal and @RiggyRunkey https://t.co/prxlQPUU3N
star 💫 @stxrinsky
2.0M Followers 55 Following one and only | turn on post notifications for a follow back
Out of Context Miiver... @OOCMiiverse
22K Followers 121 Following The place for all your weird miiverse needs #Yeah #Unyeah
NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem
3.0M Followers 138 Following Join us as we explore the worlds of our solar system.
Perfectly Paused Spon... @PausedSponge
129K Followers 958 Following Daily Perfectly paused SpongeBob ! I have a SpongeBob collection. i post everything SpongeBob
ARCHIVED - NASA Moon @NASAMoon
903K Followers 84 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASASolarSystem and @NASAArtemis, and visit https://t.co/H7hJXd40yu, for Moon science updates.
lucas 😠 @lucasshatess
21 Followers 5 Following hi, my name is not lucas and im 55 and straight!! i hate south park, wrestling, scott pilgrim and roblox!! not a ♏
lucas ☆ @lucasshugss
3K Followers 7K Following hey im lucas im very gay for men | i love wrestling, bfdi, crk, scott pilgrim, and south park!! | free palestine 🇵🇸 💛
Sonic the Hedgehog @SonicMovie
332K Followers 17 Following #SonicMovie3 is now on Disc, Digital and streaming on Paramount+!
Knuckles The Echidna @FastestKnuckles
4K Followers 142 Following ---Parody Account--- You're no match for me. I've been training for this my entire life!
Community Notes @CommunityNotes
1.2M Followers 0 Following Empowering users to create a better-informed world. We're open source and data is publicly available: https://t.co/Te3IjR10Ix Q? Reply/DM
faygo!! @c0ttncandyfaygo
234 Followers 1K Following gaayyy || ⚠️I AM A MINOR⚠️ || bmth super ultra mega fan i love bmth so much did i mention i love bmth || oli sykes🤤🤤
P-Body @FunnyEggPortal2
27 Followers 9 Following Beep Boop Destroy Minesweeper Solitaire Better or something... currently in possession of the Knuckleblaster arm & the Yamato
Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson
25K Followers 70 Following The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
𝐒𝙿𝙰�... @SP4C3C0R3
155 Followers 273 Following ⠀⠀⠀* 🪐 ⠀⠀ ︶ ⠀⠀ &͟&͟.⠀ ⠀⠀can⠀⠀ you ⠀⠀ see ⠀⠀ me ⠀⠀ chell⠀⠀ ׅׅ𖤠⠀⠀ ⠀✯ ⠀⠀ ⩇⩇ : ⩇⩇ ⠀⠀ i’m ⠀⠀ in ⠀⠀ outer ⠀⠀ space⠀⠀ .ᐟ.ᐟ⠀⠀ 🔭⠀⠀*
Wheatley @__Wheatley__
174 Followers 279 Following Welcome to Aperture Science! We are testing new things the world has never seen! We hope you have a great time testing!
Chell (Parody) @Silent_Portal
1K Followers 2K Following Those days with /Her/ have scarred me for life...I have now taken over Apeture Science....I'm also Scottish for some reason. (parody)
Fact Sphere @BestFactSphere
69 Followers 0 Following The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere. The Fact Sphere is always right.
GLaDOS Parody (Deacti... @GLaDOSParody
100 Followers 19 Following No longer active. Check pinned if you wish to contact the owner.
Aperture Laboratories @TheAperture_Sci
50 Followers 16 Following A Trusted Friend in Science. //Not affiliated with Portal/Valve.
🇰🇿| ket_was_her... @ket_was_here
2K Followers 2K Following ⚠️silly⚠️ •16•artist•it/its•agender•audhd•ΘΔ• Rus/eng art rt acc: @cloneriggyREAL Priv: @ket_is_here quote bots:@Gr8nMightyPrstn , @riggybotquotes
Danno Cal @Danno_Cal
30K Followers 290 Following 3 mil subs but still just an imperfect person with too much attention💙 https://t.co/vZ5WLUvPhf business email ONLY: [email protected]
Diana Sttar @Diana_Sttar
510 Followers 87 Following I'm kinda on Twitter. Really just for the few who still use this app. Bluesky is where I plan to stay though
An Unlikely Fandom @unlikelyfandom
6K Followers 213 Following The official Twitter account for the documentary "An Unlikely Fandom." Coming to streaming Fall 2025. "Thomas" is property of Mattel, Inc.
Marez :) @Marezwastaken
1K Followers 44 Following
Spider-Man @BKLYNSpider1610
910 Followers 208 Following Brooklyn’s very own Spider-Man! It’s really me! (Parody)
Enderman @Enderman
129K Followers 2K Following alt - @Endershitpost | 150K 🔜 Theme page, take nothing seriously. I follow the X/Twitter TOS. Parody. Not affiliated with any entities.
Trampy @TheRealTrampy
13K Followers 378 Following i live in the ocean | view my art here ➡️ @TrampyArt
Freddy Fazbear @FreddyyFazbear
53K Followers 10K Following 💙Freddy Fazbear 💙🐻🎩 he/they/she❌ nsfw dont interact❌ Banner by: @swificul !!!!! 🎩parody account!!!!🎩
Riggy The Rabbit Monk... @RiggyRunkey
19K Followers 26 Following Am I a rabbit? Am I a monkey? I don't know so stop asking. https://t.co/u67dpKhoxQ
Days without FNF dram... @days_fnf
21K Followers 1 Following Account dedicated to counting down how many days have passed without drama in the FNF community. Current Record: 7 | PFP by @_PatrickRedOut
Disney+ UK @DisneyPlusUK
135K Followers 93 Following Your LALIGA experience just got better with Disney+ UK.
Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese
47K Followers 37 Following 🕹️ Every game = 1 point with memberships starting at $7.99/month! 🎉
Five Nights at Freddy... @FNAFMovie
339K Followers 0 Following #FNAF2Movie only in theaters December 5.
Sweden @Sweden
158K Followers 125 Following Sweden's official X page, managed by the https://t.co/JDCLs7Jjwa team. Currently not posting. Community standards: https://t.co/W34cfgsxFe Swedense on FB and IG
Ukraine / Украї�... @Ukraine
2.2M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.
Sonic.exe @SONlCDOTEXE
9K Followers 405 Following The greatest character in horror ever conceived, I am sonic.exe
Tendy’s @Wendys
3.7M Followers 455 Following We like our tweets the way we like our tendys: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.
ARCHIVED - Curiosity ... @MarsCuriosity
4.1M Followers 53 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Curiosity rover’s mission.
omocat @its_omocat
114K Followers 160 Following ah its a wonderful cat’s life ฅ/ᐠomoᐟ\ฅ | main: @_omocat | tags: #omocat #omoart
OMOCAT @_omocat
454K Followers 395 Following indie art studio | created @OMORI_GAME | we make what we love!
Monika @lilmonix3
624K Followers 2 Following hii i'm monika~ high school devil and president of the literature club! poetry is life x3Trends for United States
70,4 B posts
4.916 posts
16,6 B posts
1.699 posts
3.763 posts
6.901 posts
4.268 posts
8.832 posts
31,6 B posts
1.283 posts
20,5 B posts
You might like
Tim Lake Cheetah
@TimLakeCheetah
2K Followers
Best Security Zim🇿...
@BestSecurity25
3K Followers
A-Z-U-T-E-K-A.
@4zuteka
128 Followers
oscar fortnite🗡️...
@richtigerman
47 Followers
✨Maruchan✨
@Marucha94659751
82 Followers
Bruvh
@luigixp774
101 Followers
Grizwald
@its_Grizwald
241 Followers