not jem @goatman_steve

he/they chronically silly, serial slaughterer Allentown, PA Joined August 2022

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not jem @goatman_steve

2 years ago

the modern equivalent of the men in the 40s eating sandwiches on steel beams at construction sites is customer service workers vaping in the bathrooms

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2 years ago

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GLUE TRAP.

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2 years ago

bring trumpets back into punk but not in the ska way

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2 years ago

I love being a scary alternative person who helps children and elderly... It's like, a really good bit

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Kyle @SkinnyTuna

2 years ago

being a dude with a pussy jus tmakes sense

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perfect angel @girl__virus

2 years ago

i love my boyfriend who is my boyfriend and knows that he is my boyfriend and loves me so much and we are in love and so happy together and i love my boyfriend

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pick your partner the flowers they like. make them a little drawing with hearts in the margins. play a song you found you think they'd like. put your arm on the small of their back to let them know you care. start being romantic again. It makes life easier I promise

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not jem @goatman_steve

2 years ago

Posting on twitter feels like having a pear phone in Victorious

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not jem @goatman_steve

2 years ago

don't you dare put me in a mold and then get mad when I take its form

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

I LOVE TEXTING AND DRIVING!

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

I turn 21 on April 17th so you bet your ass you'll find me in a Sheetz at 11:59 on April 16th

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

cheerleading coach by day, gay punk by night

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

Deftones doesn't suck you guys just don't appreciate the sounds of a grown man moaning. The Deftones argument is just a test to see if ur gay or not

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

once I transition I'm gonna really miss the bond drunk women make in bathrooms.... I've met some rlly awesome women drunk off my ass in public bathrooms fr. Men's bathrooms just have shit everywhere

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

Once I shave my head and get lip piercings it's over for you hoes

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dr. beer @olvianeltonjohn

3 years ago

there are more bisexuals in brooklyn than there are people

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

my fav thing about women is that the 1st thing they do at a formal event is take their heels off. They could be crowned Miss America and they're barefoot

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not jem @goatman_steve

3 years ago

Were there humans in the Monster High cinematic universe? And if so, don't you think banishing all the monster kids to their own high school was a form of segregation?