Definitely not Evan @goattoad
professional hazard he/him/his Joined March 2015-
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that dog in me had to be put down
9:30 am is my favorite time to get up. you get to feel like you slept in just a little bit without feeling like you’ve missed out on much. shout out to 9:30
not satire i've been in dc for 5 years and the only place to get a cold cut is subway
not satire i've been in dc for 5 years and the only place to get a cold cut is subway
Pink Floyd is amazing because their original frontman was a genius, one of a kind, top of his generation of songwriter, and then he got too sick to perform and one of the other band members said "I'll have a go" and he also happened to be a genius, one of a kind songwriter
As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway
someone once told me “if you can see a mountain lion, that means it isn’t hunting you.” every day since i have lived in terror
It feels illegal that banks can just withhold your deposit for like a week
@MadeyeGamgee I too have included core Da Vinci into my adaptation.
Harry Potter lore: Pheromona Poundcake prepared pies most peculiarly (used slaves) Game of Thrones lore: Tomuglas slept with his sister Rarly who birthed his step-dad Lord Bumm Lord of the Rings lore: Turnplaff, previously known as Ordog, once spent 400 years smoking weed
wondering how they sold liquor as a concept thousands of years ago, like yea i let this poison sit in some old wood in my dank basement for 17 years and when you drink it you make terrible decisions
i think pulling a plate-armoured nobleman off his horse with a billhook and then beating him to death with hammers alongside your boys would be unique among human experiences. closest you get these days is eating crab
@MoeruNoSatori @infinite_bug she let me hit because of my performance in the marketplace of ideas
Bryan Cranston and Bob Odenkirk are finally free from Vince Gilligan’s razors
miss this
some days you are gilbert grape and some days you eat gilbert grape
gonna blast music and move furniture around so the downstairs neighbors think i'm having a better party
Ollie Cantarella @o_cantarella
108 Followers 411 Following *inspirational quote* *information about me* | they/them |
old @jts21_old
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dizzy @ddiiizzyy
0 Followers 14 Following to unload all my energy here, nsfw ig? not sure, dm open, i want some friends.
Victoria L. Rodrigues @lasherasvitoria
78 Followers 49 Following
Monica Moriak @mosbaskets
155 Followers 402 Following
ino Havana @HavanaIno
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Aaron Raubvogel @AaronRaubvogel
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IsaacS @IsaacEatKittens
23 Followers 41 Following Daddy of twitter. The Wrecks greenlit my Mama Mia rewrite where it’s The Wrecks instead of Abba. Guess I’m a director now.
a shrimp @shrimpcchi
33 Followers 34 Following i’ll make it through this if it kills me‼️ and when it kills me i’ll come back‼️‼️
Isabelle Verdino @IsabelleVerdino
24 Followers 79 Following life is like a hurricane here in duckburg
J @jennaasitt
24 Followers 178 Following
(((Milo and Thee Tras... @thee_trashcan
147 Followers 836 Following Trashcan Sam enabler + Guitar/Vox for @othervictorians and Fleabath + Whatever else you know me from! anything but he/him
Josh Bergman @jdogamerica
136 Followers 365 Following I have now met all 3 members of Please Don't Destroy.
alicia worthy @aliciaworthy2
6 Followers 88 Following
Brendan Moriak @brendanmoriak
169 Followers 177 Following
Sarah Mark @pmike139
529 Followers 4K Following ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BINARY TRADING 📉 PROFESSIONAL CRYPTO TRADER📉 BINARY OPTIONS 💰 WEEKLY WITHDRAWAL 📅 GOOD MINING SIGNALS📉 DM ME $500 INTO $4900
Katherine Long @katherinealong
640 Followers 811 Following assistant editor + Women Rule co-author @politico | she/her | send tips: [email protected] or DM for Signal
katey shidding and fa... @kateyshitpost
4 Followers 10 Following this is purely my id speaking 💕 im legally allowed to say fuck
. @juliatweetss
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hayley faye🔮🪐 @hayleybudnick1
45 Followers 88 Following
@GlobalVotesat16 Camp... @GlobalVotesat16
11K Followers 12K Following Global Youth Justice's @GlobalVotesat16 Launched in 2012, 1st Global Effort to Lower Ages to Pre-Register, Register and Vote. Country Ages Range from 25 to 16.
Kiran Kochar McCabe @kiran_nymd
341 Followers 585 Following She/her • Currently @cmkatestewart • Honestly I don’t know how to use this app • @AmericanU ‘23 • All views my own
Justinian Iquitoros @CaesarIquitoros
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Dan Aalfs @TheGnomadict
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spookus @spookus_memes
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lilly :) @lemonboi04
91 Followers 1K Following Life is kinda sucky, but at least there’s Fall Out Boy
jas per capita @portabible
505 Followers 1K Following jasper. 27. they/them, i "write" "movies" and uuuuuuuuouuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
katey c (she/her) ✏... @officialkateyc
2K Followers 3K Following #PreWGA tv screenwriter • @wescreenplay diverse voices finalist • 📩: [email protected]
stuart duart fart acc... @tetotime
145 Followers 872 Following (not really active anymore, sorry) the true Stuart Duart fart 💅✨
michaela🌈 @michaela_lilli
145 Followers 682 Following
franck besançon🩸E... @f_intothevoid
78K Followers 769 Following Freelance Concept Art / Sculpt 3D (Horror only) 👁️ Worked on Silent Hill: Townfall / Altar (A24) / Animal Use Protocol / Hellraiser: Revival / NDA / 💀
Ollie Cantarella @o_cantarella
108 Followers 411 Following *inspirational quote* *information about me* | they/them |
New town every hour @TownsUsa
39K Followers 982 Following Randomly chosen town every hour. Sometimes the world, mostly USA. Photos from Wikimedia Commons. See photo links for attribution
old @jts21_old
15 Followers 56 Following
I think you should le... @ITYSL
151K Followers 37 Following
Victoria L. Rodrigues @lasherasvitoria
78 Followers 49 Following
Monica Moriak @mosbaskets
155 Followers 402 Following
Lia on Spotify @LiaOnSpotify
17 Followers 2 Following an account dedicated to sharing about lia’s spotify activity 💖
IsaacS @IsaacEatKittens
23 Followers 41 Following Daddy of twitter. The Wrecks greenlit my Mama Mia rewrite where it’s The Wrecks instead of Abba. Guess I’m a director now.
a shrimp @shrimpcchi
33 Followers 34 Following i’ll make it through this if it kills me‼️ and when it kills me i’ll come back‼️‼️
Isabelle Verdino @IsabelleVerdino
24 Followers 79 Following life is like a hurricane here in duckburg
J @jennaasitt
24 Followers 178 Following
Josh Bergman @jdogamerica
136 Followers 365 Following I have now met all 3 members of Please Don't Destroy.
Flork @FlorkOfCows
259K Followers 3K Following 18+only, please. Gamersupps code "socks" [email protected] CEO: @socksagency Yes I make the sock characters no non business contact pfp: @gremlinbon
Tom Morello @tmorello
895K Followers 127 Following Feed the poor. Fight the power. Rock the f*ck out. Tickets Here ⬇️ https://t.co/zMc2Ab3k7O
Brendan Moriak @brendanmoriak
169 Followers 177 Following
lyric cards that look... @lyricshitposts
421K Followers 128 Following lyrics you’d never believe are real. but they all are
Katherine Long @katherinealong
640 Followers 811 Following assistant editor + Women Rule co-author @politico | she/her | send tips: [email protected] or DM for Signal
Goblin___warlock @QwertEffects
27K Followers 596 Following there’s a 7ft cockroach in my mirror trying to sell me something but i cant understand what hes saying cause i don’t speak mandarin. she/they 🏳️⚧️
Garfield thrown out t... @yeetgarf
99K Followers 5 Following Every Garfield strip but the punchline is defenestrated Garfield. Submission details in pinned.
. @juliatweetss
670 Followers 529 Following
Trevor Henderson🍉(... @slimyswampghost
433K Followers 5K Following Updates only. 🪱 Artist / illustrator / writer obsessed with ghosts ‘n ghouls🪱Wrote SCAREWAVES🪱made SIRENHEAD🪱Creature designer for the film Tarot🪱
hayley faye🔮🪐 @hayleybudnick1
45 Followers 88 Following
Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze
122K Followers 588 Following Writer/screenwriter. Daughter of Jacques Doniol-Valcroze co-founder of Cahiers Du Cinéma
Kiran Kochar McCabe @kiran_nymd
341 Followers 585 Following She/her • Currently @cmkatestewart • Honestly I don’t know how to use this app • @AmericanU ‘23 • All views my own
False Knees @FalseKnees
203K Followers 256 Following bird/human hybrid. comic and art prints available here: https://t.co/JjBHw76iut
Justinian Iquitoros @CaesarIquitoros
32 Followers 48 Following (he/him) “gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight”
spookus @spookus_memes
237 Followers 396 Following
katey c (she/her) ✏... @officialkateyc
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