TeaJay @goblintjmode
Mostly here so Ann can send me super fun tweets Joined June 2019-
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If u stand closer to me it will make the line go faster. So please get closer. Pleeeeaaasssseeeee
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If I’m drunk and any human person is near me, I’m 10000% forcing them to watch Big, Little Lies.
I have a manic urge to turn a shirt into a crop top so everyone can see my little belly. This will surely cure me
Straight white men, why are you afraid to show us your legs? I know your legs are sweaty under those jeans. It’s summer baby boy! Put on some shorts and be free
“What is love besides two souls trying to heal each other” - Pierce the Veil. (Brought to you by drunk Tj moments)
So this is why I can never get a shake.
So this is why I can never get a shake.
If you honk 1 second after the light turns green…..I’m sorry. I was just disassociating from life. That’s show biz baby!
Current manic desire: Turn all of my jeans into shorts…..
Every time I go to the gym, I fight my intrusive thought of releasing a suitcase of rats. It’s a constant thought.
I’m officially in the army until 2048. That’s not real. Don’t call. Send whisky.
The only reason I work my glutes is so I can twerk to “yeah!” by Usher
Hey siri. Pros and cons of me cutting my own hair again?
Nothing pisses maverick off more than when I call toothpaste….tooth sauce. 0/10 on the baby scale
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