land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

society encourages me to "work on my inner demons." sorry assholes, i checked. they all unionized and are thriving without me

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

Dirk told me "irony is the endless void man creates when sincerity seems too gay." Wow. confused but incredibly supportive bro.....

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

Dirk can Rip your soul out of your body but i think he'd prefer to debate your mortal essence until it just apologizes and jumps the hell out by itself

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7 months ago

commission of dirk i worked on for a mutual of mine :-3 @godtier_garbage

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

anytime i hear someone say "The customer is always right" I envision throwing a huge rat at them with extraordinary force & accuracy

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

was it irony the whole fucking time? was it genuine emotions? jack noir stabbing me over and ove ragain until i tell him its notepic!!?

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

obliterated yet again by my own shitty time clones. i ought to panel jump back to when this whole mess started, and kick my own ass

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

if my posts become less funny it is because someone hacked my ass and is piloting my meat husk like a fucked up member of ratatouille

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

listen. If Dirk strider asks you if youre emotionally available, You say Yes. you Lie. The truth is NOT fucking worth it.

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

LORD ENGLISH bargeing out of my screen while im reading dirkjake fluff: "HELLO there. the only true villain of this reality is inability to communicate"

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

"Im so glad were friends." said Jake English, casualy tossing an atom bomb directly on my frontal lobe

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

the ballons are spying on me. they want my drafts. help

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

7 months ago

if ur reading this dirk strider, get OUT Of the emotional haunted house . immediately. youre starting to grow cobwebs in yr adidas

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8 months ago

if i were forced to watch jake & dirk’s greatest hits compilation, featuring 47 breakups in a row, i would STILL buy the sequel, because i have regrets

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

10 months ago

dirk told me he doesn’t believe in the institution of marriage but does believe true love is when you and your boyfriend both suffer beyond belief for "character development"

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a year ago

i have no idea how Jake ended up with a skull symbol. guy's scared of deep metaphors but straps on a literal symbol of mortality

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

a year ago

cute how you keep trying to argue me down but only succeed in summoning more Brain Ghost Dirks to watch me laugh at your antics

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

a year ago

i will continue to argue that animating your brobot to break your roommate while he's confronting you is a performance art.

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

a year ago

GOING Ape shit after hearing Dirk's robot just kicked Jake's ass again. Name one other guy who gets his ass kicked THIS harder than Jake... You Can't

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land of shit and posts @godtier_garbage

a year ago

dirk: "the hardest thing is to find the right metaphor for life" me: "have you tried not speaking in metaphors?" dirk : "immediately disqualifying that option"