Good Dad Jokes @gooddadjokes
Follow for daily dad jokes and puns! @solidwaffle profile pic Joined June 2018-
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sorry for being gone so long guys I was out getting milk
Thank you for 600 followers! More dad jokes soon!
How much does a Pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!
DAD JOKE: your mother and i are getting a divorce
I would tell you another dad joke but [REDACTED] won’t let me out of the dungeon...
oh my god i have had this account for a year #MyTwitterAnniversary
Retweet if your dad’s name is Dave, Mike, Steve, Jim, or Brad nobody will know which one
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!
The amount of dad jokes left is growing sPARse. (Get it, because a lot of dads play golf!) Help me, I’m desperate. DMs Open.
Yeah I love DADS Dabbing And Dwhipping Son my mom
Thank you for 500 followers! Here’s a stolen pic
Son: Dad, I’m thirsty! Me: Hi Thirsty, w-w-w-w-wa-wa-wa- Son: Spit it out, Dad! Me:
someone brought to my attention that my account lacks jokes about paper 1. this account is good dad jokes, not good paper jokes 2. paper jokes are just tearable
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we should all start calling universities by their spanish name, universiDADes
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This is my little brother Matthew(18) At 6 weeks old he was told he’d never be able to walk. Stuck in a wheel chair his whole life. ~2 months ago he was told it was possible. This is him, 1 month into training alongside me, walking a full 40 yards without any support.
Me: I'm trying to get to first base baby Her: you're out creep
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