graham @grahamfgorner

Ft Sam Joined January 2019

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graham @grahamfgorner

a year ago

My mom told me a story about how she was in high school when the quesadilla dropped in the US. Must’ve been like hearing a new Kanye album in dairy form.

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2 years ago

You KNOW the Chinese buffet is a hitter when they have soccer in the TV’s and Valentina bottles on the table

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Announcing today a statewide plan to ban TikTok. Texans, especially our state agencies and employees, must be protected from having sensitive information shared with the Chinese Communist Party. We cannot ignore this security threat. More: bit.ly/25ttGa

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graham @grahamfgorner

3 years ago

As a man why are you eating at chipotle?

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3 years ago

Decline bench is just dips for fat dudes

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3 years ago

Females just get bored and convince themselves they are pregnant for fun

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3 years ago

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graham @grahamfgorner

3 years ago

Babe drop your midnight rebel new weezer just dropped

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3 years ago

Just had a boomer who couldn’t operate a computer take my order at Starbucks, this place is really off brand Dutch Bros

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3 years ago

“Why is inflation so high?” My brother in Christ the government literally printed money to give away when you were scared to go to work.

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3 years ago

New season of stranger things comes out, y’all all start dressing nerd core again. It’s the natural cycle

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4 years ago

If Jurassic park has taught me anything it’s that we need to drop some velociraptors into the Russia/ Ukraine border and let them decide. (Then bomb them bc dinosaurs are scary)

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graham @grahamfgorner

4 years ago

The only two things keeping on me on earth at this point are cirara and shrimp

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4 years ago

Ever since all this jazz has been going on everyone has just stopped worrying about aliens. Intentional?

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4 years ago

People I don’t trust: 1• people who skip the opening credit of peacemaker 2•

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graham @grahamfgorner

4 years ago

Yo these targeted ads are getting a little too specific😶

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4 years ago

Does rob dyrdek get the n word pass I need to know

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graham @grahamfgorner

4 years ago

I honestly don’t under stand you you can be mad at rittenhouse, he didn’t wanna die so he shot the people that were trying to murder him... how is that controversial