Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

Farmer of average dirt, father of 1 daughter & 2 boys, husband to a wife I usually embarrass. Sports enthusiast Rochester, IN Joined February 2010

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 days ago

Now the experts must be saying NO RAIN still makes big grain. I will just drink my coffee while you should just STFU.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 days ago

It’s nice to see the NFL game tonight resemble a Walmart fistfight in the ghetto.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

4 days ago

Crop Ratings are the new Brokeback Mountain of my generation.

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Manning deserves some criticism for his play but I thought the play calling was some of the worse I had seen from Sak. Didn’t attack center of field. Too many deep routes. Go for high percentage completion rates when you have to get your QB confident

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

a week ago

Today is the day Purdue fans tailgate still being undefeated. Talking about Notre Dame as if the Irish really cared. When those conversations dry up they go to the little brother in Indiana who was always their heel, until last year. But….in the end they always Boiler Up.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

a week ago

Silage choppers are usually first to know on corn. If they are 5-15% less than previous yr, one has to ask with 14-20 days until black layer from that point what will the loss be magnified at?

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

a week ago

I will challenge any person on the news politicizing the recent school shooting to show me what type of gun(s) they want to ban and show them with knowledge ANY gun will have the same results if you are determined and mentally ill.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

a week ago

The people that lived pre Air Conditioning in their homes have way more moxy than me. I have been dying in my own home for over a week. It’s like going to bed with the fire place on. I don’t know if I will survive this. 73 may as well be Satan’s inferno.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

Whoever keeps taking my 10mm wrenches may you die a miserable death.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

Beans getting better according to the progress rating without rain in the East…..interesting.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

Festival time…booyah!!!

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2 weeks ago

Nothing says ‘Merica more than Bacon Festival

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

Cracker Barrel changing the signs and now I see Hooters is doing away with the skimpy shorts. WTF is wrong with America? Do they think people are gonna still go because their wings are superior? That is how a dad and son begin the first stages of the “talk”

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

People upset the administration is now going after foreigners with CDLs have never had to deal with non English speaking truck drivers…..

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

I just found out Cracker Barrel owned slaves…. and changed their sign

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

Stop the press. I just found out there are scouts using the mini Dasani water bottles in comparison pics to bolster their agenda……thieving, lying bastards. They are all nubbins!!!! Don’t be fooled Fake News. Crop is closer to 157

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

2 weeks ago

I am gonna save everyone the trouble already. PFTour25 final number will be 185.7. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Greg Zimpleman @gregzimpleman

3 weeks ago

I have heard from several reliable sources in the government That the NDVI imagery wasn’t updated on Windows 97….they just kept hitting the remind tomorrow icon with the mouse like I do