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3 years ago

checo, answering his phone: i'm busy max: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die checo: checo: i'm on my way

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3 years ago

engineer: okay charles, the worst thing you can do right now is try for the fastest lap and possibly ruin your race win, alright? charles: got it! charles: *ends team radio* charles, to himself: i'm gonna have to try for the fastest lap

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4 years ago

*on the phone* daniel: i just got home, where are you guys? max: the hospital daniel: what? why? max: lando swallowed a watermelon seed daniel: and? it's not like it's gonna grow a watermelon in his stomach max: max: we'll be home in 10 minutes

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4 years ago

seb: if you wake up earlier than normal you feel secret emotions george: one time i woke up at 6am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. don't know what those emotions were but they sure were a lot lando: if you stay up late enough you get the same emotions but the bad version

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4 years ago

seb: you can't make everyone like you. you're not mick lance: not everybody likes mick seb: who doesn't? lance: what? seb: names, now. give me their names

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4 years ago

charles: *shaking his iced coffee* carlos: ohhhh do i hear margaritas charles: it's 8 in the morning, carlos

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4 years ago

alex: the real treasure was the memories we made along the way lando: i got lost, like, several times george: yeah that was our favourite memory

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4 years ago

seb: if britta wasn't in my life, i wouldn't be here today everyone: awww seb: --no it's because i'm just stupid and she has to tell me where to go all the time

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6 years ago

group leader: welcome to the "Fuck Sebastian Vettel" group where we come together to say a collective "fuck you" to sebastian vettel lewis, grabbing his stuff from the first row while sweating profusely: sorry i may have misunderstood--

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6 years ago

[2013] sebastian: we won't lose because we have this sebastian: *points at his chest* mark: we have heart? sebastian: heart? no. me. i'm pointing at myself. i'm going to win this for us.

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5 years ago

waiter: sorry sir, it seems like your card has been declined lando: run it again waiter: i ran it three times lando, turning to max: this is embarassing. do you mind taking care of it? max: no problem! *grabs waiter by collar and pulls him close* he said run it again

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5 years ago

[at a bar] daniel: i'll have a beer daniel, pointing at lando: he'll have a capri sun lando: daniel, i'm an adult. lando: i can pay for my OWN capri sun

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5 years ago

charles: i know we've always had this unspoken rivalry- max: not a rivalry, i just hate you. and not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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5 years ago

seb: bad news, our flight has been cancelled pierre: omg tea! what did she do?

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5 years ago

daniel: what's the one thing i always tell you? lando, without hesitation: never kick an armadillo daniel: -no

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5 years ago

max: ... and of course charles was there, being clingy and annoying like his usual self ... daniel: why is he talking about charles? lando: i'm not sure, i asked him about the weather and now were here

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5 years ago

seb: "all f1 drivers are handsome" is actually just a statistical error. the average f1 driver looks just alright. lewis hamilton, who is super ultra handsome, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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5 years ago

george: for the last time, it's called cauliflower. it's not ghost broccoli! lando, staring at a wall blankly: i know what i saw

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5 years ago

daniel, closing the fridge with a sigh: once again, i am the only snack in the house

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5 years ago

lando: here's the thing, daniel and i are friends in real life. whatever you crazy people think out there, we're friends. daniel behind him, mouthing: we hate each other