David Griffiths @griffsback
Pro driving (from living in a rural village) and road safety. Now glued down in Gloucestershire. Cumbrian, Carlisle United fan and Carlisle Mad Editor Joined August 2010-
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Sounds like a business opportunities just opened up.
I cannot believe the lengths the blue-tick wankers will go to to make a few quid
Tory MP tries a gotcha, quite forgetting who was in power in 2023-24.
''Two 14 year old boys have been charged with attempted rape'' whispered the news reader almost imperceptibly. It was the very last sentence of the BBC's report into houses with women and babies being set on fire last night following the attack at the weekend. In March, 61…
Tory MP Nick Timothy is quite keen for us to let people drown at sea. He isn’t in favour of rescuing them so that’s what it amounts to. Time for a by-election. @Conservatives do you agree or will you sit on your hands again?
Tory MP Nick Timothy is quite keen for us to let people drown at sea. He isn’t in favour of rescuing them so that’s what it amounts to. Time for a by-election. @Conservatives do you agree or will you sit on your hands again?
The truth
Thinking of great grandad today who fought all the way from the Normandy beaches to Berlin. He’d have been proud to see Reform doing so well. That said, he was in the 21st Panzer Division…
So, this moron really reckons that executing someone would make them think twice, i.e. decide not to do it again. Even though they’d be dead. What is it about these knuckle-draggers?
So, this moron really reckons that executing someone would make them think twice, i.e. decide not to do it again. Even though they’d be dead. What is it about these knuckle-draggers?
Reform, eh?
@SandyofSuffolk Hope this helps.
A little comparison for all of those pretending that this is the worst April in history. Short memories or poor programming?
“Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” replaced with middle finger on the Statue of Liberty newsthump.com/2025/04/01/giv… via @newsthump
Freeloaders? You need to remember who your fucking friends are @PeteHegseth.
Fascinating to watch the media, who didn't bat an eyelid when Johnson hiked NI by 4% to fund a fantasy social care plan, claim businesses are now failing because Labour are raising by it 1% to fund the extra investment in the NHS that's actually lowering waiting lists. 🤔
My favourite comment: the ignorant shitgibbon. Spot on.
Exactly. And little being said at the outset led to a successful outcome today.
Isn’t it great, this Trump inauguration? Now we know whose loyalty the UK can no longer rely on.
Isn’t it great, this Trump inauguration? Now we know whose loyalty the UK can no longer rely on.
The hypocrisy of this woman is deafening

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