Perfectly Flawed @grounder761
Can't escape from the common rule, if you hate something don't you do it too. Lost in thought. Joined August 2017-
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Stupid completely natural and necessary biological urges!... When will they stop this insanity?
Stupid completely natural and necessary biological urges!... When will they stop this insanity?
This tweet is ridiculously 2024... It feels like a scenario that a drunk AI would come up with for a movie idea...
This tweet is ridiculously 2024... It feels like a scenario that a drunk AI would come up with for a movie idea...
What's up motherfuckers? Sorry, that was supposed to say Motherduckers.
Follow Rebecca because she's gold!
Thanks again for putting up with my bullshit. I can't think of a greater group of friends. I have great taste, apparently.
I'll be jamming tonight, so I hope that the Leafs win, and that Vlad goes at least 1 for 5 with runners in scoring position.
I need to become this cat!
Robert Zamboni 🇨�.. @Not_an_ebug
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20K Followers 13K Following 🇨🇦 Father of 5ive livin in 🇺🇸 ⚾️ 25yrs wedded bliss @MrsBlueJaysDad ⚾️ 🐾@bobarkchette ⚾️ #BlueJaysGrandDad ⚾️ Semi-retired LIVE-TWEETER ⚾️ Pods & Spaces💨🔪Heathen🥃�.. @KrazyKushLady
3K Followers 2K Following Free agent. I like food and baseball and maybe 3 people.Juli @julijays
9K Followers 7K Following Love sports,especially basketball & baseball. Raptors, Trailblazers, Grizzlies, Thunder, Nuggets, Everything WNBA, BlueJays. Sneakers are cool, too.Matt LaBelle @mattlabelle
11K Followers 10K Following Proud dad of two. @MLB and @NHL tweeter l Sharing my love for sports, science and dad jokes. 🍁🏒⚾️ #LeafsNation #BlueJaysParis G @Paris__G
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4K Followers 3K Following I bleed Blue Jays blue!!! Writer Toronto Sports Blog. Formerly writer for Jays From the CouchDave @pugganoche
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21K Followers 18K Following Marketing at @RoverSportsHQ. Former @BlueJays Digital. #BlueJays, #BillsMafia & #Oilers fan. Mommy to Charlotte. Daughter to a daddy with Alzheimer’s.Garth Iorgy @GarthIorgy
4K Followers 989 Following Elon has made this unbearable. Hit me up on BS/Insta/Threads. same handle. Peace out...Kelvin @Kelvin90977380
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4K Followers 989 Following Elon has made this unbearable. Hit me up on BS/Insta/Threads. same handle. Peace out...Kelvin @Kelvin90977380
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565 Followers 834 Following The Illiberal Party of Canada isn't really into individual rights, civil liberties, or free enterprise, and we're not down with behaviour/opinions not our own.@grounder761 I love you too. Wait, you were talking to me, not a slice of cheesecake, right?
At least the Leafs weren't the first team eliminated.
@DrMamaEsq My daughter is deathly allergic to watermelons but a lot of the pro-Hamas students on her campus are holding signs with watermelons on them. We’ve filed a lawsuit.
I had a brain fart and completely forgot Ted Knight was in Caddyshack! He and the gopher were stellar 🌟🌟
@mchkzn @marian_kwok Yes I do. 6 seasons. I think that’s all there were. And yes, Ted Knight was a total treasure. Brilliant actor. No one did rage/anger/insulted/outraged/exasperated as funny as him. Of all the comedic geniuses in Caddyshack, he was the one who made that movie
“My son Beau was killed by a banana allergy”
There was a protestor in the liberated zone at @UCLA with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.
@HollyBriden Looks like a 15-year-old wannabe frat boy got a 30-year-old mentally homeless grifter and her 40-year-old bold lib girlfriend to buy him some strawberry schnapps.