grump_tech @grump_tech

Let an expert tell you why everything is rubbish. The irreverent humour and opinions of a man constantly outraged by nothing. grumpy.tech United Kingdom Joined September 2015

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grump_tech @grump_tech

2 weeks ago

Have you ever seen an uglier Quaver? .@walkers_crisps Should I eat it?

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Ita amazing how quickly .@nothing phones went from quirky underdog trying something fun, to expensive, derivative tat. .@getpeid you're really getting good at this. I bet with your next brand you can make them into expensive crap in a single generation.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

3 months ago

.@HotpointSupport is there a way to speak to you guys? An engineer hasn't turned up but its impossible to get past your awful teleprompt system. It just keeps hanging up on me.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

4 months ago

Is anyone else's ring cameras down? The 24/7 ones? .@ring

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grump_tech @grump_tech

5 months ago

If your wondering how .@AdmiralUK get the cheapest price on all the comparison sites. The secret ingredient is lies Lower price is the comparison quote, the higher is the price if you click through. I tried it on .@MoneySupermkt .@Comparethemkt and .@Gocompare .@MoneySavingExp

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grump_tech @grump_tech

5 months ago

.@SumUp so much for your priority 24/7 support.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

8 months ago

.@NatWest 90 minutes wait time for customer service. Disgraceful.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

10 months ago

I would like to thank .@AdmiralUK for needlessly jacking up my van insurance almost 75% this year. Same van, same driver, same address but yet suddenly an extra £270 needed to ensure it.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

11 months ago

.@HP don't take this the wrong way but your home printers are terrible and I hope you go out of business.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

.@TicketmasterUK you are an absolute joke. In a queue from 9am, then just dumped out and sent back the start. #oasis

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

.@UKLabour a £22 bill hole in public finances? Novel idea, why not try closing some tax loopholes & clawing that money back from the people who stole it in the first place? The rest of us are struggling & can't give any more without significant reductions in quality of life.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

Who would have guessed @jackblack would be such a horrible douche.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

My favourite part about occasionally shopping at @Tesco is the till staff trying to bully me into taking a clubcard. I don't want it. I don't need to explain to you why I don't want. Leave me alone

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

Can anyone recommend a good screen protector for a #Google #pixel 7a?

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

Happy birthday.@LarryBundyJr Thanks for filling my days with gaming trivia and awful puns.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

The wrestling commentary provided by .@TheJimCornette and .@wrestlemepod is substantially better than anything that's happened in the ring in any of the big companies for years. #WWE #AEW

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

I love these guys. They are hilarious.

Crashbandits @crashbanditsuk

a year ago

I love these guys. They are hilarious.

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grump_tech @grump_tech

a year ago

I got the #nothingphone1 A reasonably priced device. After living with it 18 months I utterly hate it. 1. Battery - diminished significantly. 2. OS -unstable, issues with the keyboard specifically. 3. Screen - cracked and 200 euros to fix it. 4. The Glyph feature is pointless.