prov @grumpyProv
š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Paisley born, bred and educated(!?!) scientist, husband, dad, St. Mirren supporter, shitty guitarist. š®š² TT fan. Shake it like a shaky thing. Onchan, Isle of Man Joined March 2012-
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This is fucking tremendous, funny as fuck from start to finish. The kind of thing that makes me regret moving to a rock in the middle of the sea as I couldnāt see it live. Watch it dobbers, proper 10/10 šš»
This is fucking tremendous, funny as fuck from start to finish. The kind of thing that makes me regret moving to a rock in the middle of the sea as I couldnāt see it live. Watch it dobbers, proper 10/10 šš»
Just in via the pub from seeing @IainDoesJokes , I laughed like a cunt for most of it, the wife probably laughed more than me. Go see him, or donāt, I couldnāt give a fuck tbh.
Back in the pub from seeing @castofficial for the 5th time, maybe more. Just fucking brilliant. Enjoying āAlrightā in a crowd will always be a religious experience
The @thewonder_stuff at @Hangar34Liver, obviously featuring @mileshuntTWS, @Erica_Nockalls, @MarkGThwaite plus others whos handles Iām too drunk to remember⦠was utterly brilliant, legs hurt, throat hurts, ears ring, for a few hours I was 20 odd again, please do this again šš
This funny guy shouldnāt worry about being chastised by the most up his own arse but least funny man on the planet.
The @TheTerraceTV bit on the Cathkin blazes was (Iāve genuinely no idea how to describe the feature, or the woman that are in it) awesome. The woman who started it is something beyond awesome.
Itās time for all the former Young Team members to reassemble.
Itās time for all the former Young Team members to reassemble.
.@Care4Calais is doing incredible work providing legal support to refugees (and fighting this Rwanda flight in the High Court today). Please support them here š bit.ly/c4caccess
Just home from @MadnessNews playing IOM, absolutely hoarse from āsingingā and my legs will hurt tomorrow. Best night out in a fair while. Cheers lads, keep being nutty.
The Dnipro/Hibs bit was genuinely moving, those involved with getting those kids out of there deserve proper recognition. But, Iām properly amazed that the last bit didnāt finish with @birkiegary looking smug as fuck.
The Dnipro/Hibs bit was genuinely moving, those involved with getting those kids out of there deserve proper recognition. But, Iām properly amazed that the last bit didnāt finish with @birkiegary looking smug as fuck.
This organisation are an utter shambles, about to let my daughters know that Iām never buying from @OfficialPLT again, @OfficialPLT_CS donāt care about their customers.
This organisation are an utter shambles, about to let my daughters know that Iām never buying from @OfficialPLT again, @OfficialPLT_CS donāt care about their customers.
Over 3 hours now, come on @OfficialPLT_CS do a bit better please
Over 3 hours now, come on @OfficialPLT_CS do a bit better please
Have spent 2 hours trying to get a response out of @OfficialPLT_CS both on Twitter and on the @OfficialPLT website, being ignored on both. Terrible customer service.
What a muppet.
Fucking well works anawšš»
By god Iāve missed live music, so much fun @VillaGaiety
Right troops, looks like we won the World Cup in ā78 after all. We should probably hit the swally šš»
Right troops, looks like we won the World Cup in ā78 after all. We should probably hit the swally šš»
Danny Lennon ā¤ļøwhat a man, a legend ā«ļøāŖļøā«ļø Cheers @TheTerraceTV, the man's enthusiasm is beautifully infectious.

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