sparkle jumprope queen @gwonton_soup
Wonderland Joined August 2013-
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the girlies that still get their workout in on the first day of their period deserve a kiss on the forehead cuz as many times as i tell myself i can do it, i never do it lol
“Females” in place of women
The girls I went to high school with posting on their anniversary:
lana: “if he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt” slate: “i wanna eat cereal!”
can’t believe this my first time featuring on a song. back in 2018 skai was the first artist to work with me, so this a real full circle moment. and i’m so excited to watch her grow as a musician and a person! FUCK WHOEVER DONT FUCK WITCHU! wuv u skaiwater 💕💡
I like my men gorgeous and a little scared of me
the binky???? omg
the binky???? omg
okay i know nothing about this conspiracy or whatever, but the people in this thread are fucking insane lololol
okay i know nothing about this conspiracy or whatever, but the people in this thread are fucking insane lololol
well i am just so sweet and nice and perfect. except of course for the times when i am evil
Watching the game on nick was a good choice
went to a party full of bisexuals
this is my work uniform. i put this on and go up into the sky at night to shine really brightly for u guys but no one appreciates me.
this is my work uniform. i put this on and go up into the sky at night to shine really brightly for u guys but no one appreciates me.
saying “who’s this little guy!” when friends introduce me to their boyfriends
Me and my bf after we complete the NYT connections with no mistakes
Me and my bf after we complete the NYT connections with no mistakes
my uterine lining is falling out of my body but yes, sir, how may i help you
Normalize discussing your wages with coworkers because the only reason it was ever considered “rude” was so employers could get away with wage theft and unfair compensation
that girl laughing is pissing me off so bad
that girl laughing is pissing me off so bad
this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever read in my life
this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever read in my life
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Claire Murrell @claireemurrell
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Logan Nipper @loganipper
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DeShawn Thomas @DeShawnThomas11
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Gospel Chadvocate �.. @CaneRidgeSSR
936 Followers 939 Following sing to me of heaven as I walk alone dreaming of the comrades that so long have gone
lins @ldnslaywright
844 Followers 506 Following playwright & dramaturg irl, illiterate online. the perfect set up of a true neurotic. if you’re a grown up may I direct you to @linseywatkins_
Nacho Libra @Charbooty
359 Followers 296 Following I may be covered in cat hair, but I still smell good baby
Maddy Howard @maddymoooooo
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Taylor Nation @taylornation13
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dina 🪻🐇🏹 @girlkisserswift
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cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
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what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
I just kinda wanna point out that this stat only exists because filing for divorce is an administrative task, men just abandon the house when they want to leave
WOMEN: the "women initiate 50% of divorces" stat gets thrown out a lot but always without context. What was the final straw in the last relationship you ended?
Ppl like “if you can’t afford a house in your city why don’t you move to a small town in a state you’ve never been to 100s of miles away from all your friends and family with no childcare options or anywhere to walk to and do your remote job alone in your affordable home office?”
i can't believe taylor wrote the most suicidal album in her career and the saddest song yet in which she says she feels like she's locked in a asylum, in a cage, in a circus and her teeth were took off so she can't bite in defense and all y'all talk about is her exes
“Females” in place of women
What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?
okay fine i’ll say it: i have a superiority complex for liking chappell roan long before goodluck babe release & coachella
peepaw dessner i’m gonna tuck you into bed with a baked potato. you have never disappointed me
@illiclitaffairs Damn it's almost as if being addicted to a drug isn't EVERYTHING about a person and they can still be a loveable human being. Imagine that.
I love the duality that Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter provide as counterparts… Olivia’s songs are like “I’m so insecure and crazy and I’m going to die” and Sabrina’s are like “every boy is in love with me and that makes complete sense”
Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
Honestly don't know how to earn that 5th star
STOOOOP HAHAHA I DIDNT ORDER THAT CHOCOLATE BAR???? My dasher paid with his own money for this and I am cryinggggg THANK U ALVIN 😭😭
When i lay down ngl u better be ready to lay down too
i haven't done a cartwheel since i was nine
life is so much more enjoyable when you pretend you have opps like telling myself oh they’re gonna hate this as i take a multivitamin and clean my room
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