Razor @hale_razor

Conservative politics humor. Satire. Snark. Sarcasm. Succinctness. Brevity is the soul - nay, the very essence and entire being - of wit, irony, and jocularity. Wherever Liberty is Threatened Joined February 2009

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Razor @hale_razor

6 days ago

So weird that an ideology of aborted fetuses, stigmatized SAHM, same-sex celebration, and gender confusion results in fewer births.

John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch

a week ago

So weird that an ideology of aborted fetuses, stigmatized SAHM, same-sex celebration, and gender confusion results in fewer births.

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Razor @hale_razor

2 weeks ago

“The dictator is bad for democracy,” said the woman who fought to keep her political enemy off the ballot to deny voters a choice nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…

TheBlaze @theblaze

2 weeks ago

“The dictator is bad for democracy,” said the woman who fought to keep her political enemy off the ballot to deny voters a choice nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…

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Razor @hale_razor

a month ago

We were told that interference with a vote and official govt business is an assault on democracy and worse than Pearl Harbor

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a month ago

We were told that interference with a vote and official govt business is an assault on democracy and worse than Pearl Harbor

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Razor @hale_razor

2 months ago

Oh no! How will Hollywood ever fill the void of unhinged unfunny anti-GOP propaganda to stoke partisan hatred in its fragile self-soothing echo chamber

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2 months ago

Journalism is all about bravely speaking Truth to Clique

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2 months ago

Journalism is all about bravely speaking Truth to Clique

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2 months ago

They are the Nazis they warned us about

Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin

2 months ago

They are the Nazis they warned us about

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Razor @hale_razor

3 months ago

Egregiously, people admitted to restaurant temporarily now considered trespassers at closing time.

NBC News @NBCNews

3 months ago

Egregiously, people admitted to restaurant temporarily now considered trespassers at closing time. https://t.co/NvDOC1MIlj

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3 months ago

Nothing says No Kings like siding with the country with a Supreme Leader over the only democracy in the Middle East.

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Razor @hale_razor

3 months ago

"No kings," they lectured while praising the leadership of the guy who dined maskless during the Covid surge while telling the rest of us to stay away from family during the holidays and to always wear a mask politico.com/states/califor…

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3 months ago

"No kings!" -same folks who lectured you to obey Governor orders to not attend church, assemble, or protest, and cheered the guy who unilaterally canceled student loans, installed a nominee without primaries, and told media what it couldn't publish

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Razor @hale_razor

3 months ago

Israel isn’t attacking Iran, they’re just peacefully protesting its fascist federal government that is creating chaos.

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3 months ago

“Don’t deploy the National Guard against rioting foreign nationals waving the foreign flag of the country that they are fighting to avoid being sent back to.”

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3 months ago

Protesters vandalizing public property is totally cool free speech unless they deface a rainbow crosswalk.

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3 months ago

Old enough to remember when possible trespass and certain interference with federal employees & process was insurrection, treason, jailable, and worse than Pearl Harbor.

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3 months ago

The Seattle mayor would’ve approved of the Christians’ gathering if only they had occupied 5 city blocks for a few weeks, resulting in multiple shootings, two dead, and a summer of love.

Bonchie @bonchieredstate

3 months ago

The Seattle mayor would’ve approved of the Christians’ gathering if only they had occupied 5 city blocks for a few weeks, resulting in multiple shootings, two dead, and a summer of love.

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Razor @hale_razor

4 months ago

In the end, it turns out that the "attacks on democracy" were the election-tampering, autopen-signing, health-hiding, replacement-installing ruling-in-secret unelected bureaucrats we met along the way.

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Razor @hale_razor

4 months ago

2020: JUST BEING SAFE BC COVID '21: COVID '22: JUST A STUTTER '23: SHARP AS A TACK! 5/2024: BEST HEALTH EVER! 6/2024: WE'RE REPLACING HIM BC A BAD DEBATE 2/2025: He wasn't mentally fit 5/2025: He wasn't physically fit, stop talking about the past

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Razor @hale_razor

6 months ago

2017: Punch people in red hats! 2025: Torch a Tesla! If only there was a word for people who justify violence against those who disagree with them.

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6 months ago

“Idiots, when I said ‘Kill bananas! Attack potassium-laden fruit’ I merely meant to peel them.”

RedState @RedState

6 months ago

“Idiots, when I said ‘Kill bananas! Attack potassium-laden fruit’ I merely meant to peel them.”

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Razor @hale_razor

6 months ago

Americans cannot attend church in 2020: meh Americans cannot assemble to protest pre-Jun 2020: meh Americans cannot publish laptop story pre-election: meh Americans cannot post speech about vaccines: meh Non-American supports anti-US terrorist group: FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATION!