ao Alex @halex5000

he/they Tech Nerd 🤓 | ADHD 🧠 | Advocate ✊🏼 Searching for chaos, challenges, and piquancy Bubbly AF 🧞‍♂️ Purveyor of dad jokes and puns Opinions my own aoalex.dev Joined July 2011

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ao Alex @halex5000

2 years ago

yo peeps, I have some birthday money burning a hole in my pocket and I'm looking for where to spend it. Seriously considering a gaming PC, but looking for a real bargain. Suggestions? I found this one, dell.com/en-us/shop/gam…, but I could use some help deciding.

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

Call for Speakers for SwiftLeeds - iOS Conference in Leeds! is open on Sessionize and I've just submitted a session! sessionize.com/swiftleeds-ios…

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

How are folks financing eggs now? Like a sucker, I paid in full up front for some eggs today. I’m wondering what folks have for suggestions on optimal down payment and advice on shopping a reasonable APR please. Also, depreciation schedules on eggs would be a huge help too!

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

Hell yes! Okay, funny sidebar here Went to a concert a while back. I went to the bathroom and a guy and I met at the urinals He had a matching leather jacket & pants, boots, and chains As a dad of daughters, I was dying to tell him “I love your outfit!” I didn’t, I couldn’t. 😞

Munnawar @Munnawar_h

3 years ago

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

Might do a Tom Cruise movie marathon today. Suggestions for a playlist that optimizes for range and maximizes joy? I’ll go first: - Edge of Tomorrow - The Color of Money - Far and Away - Jerry Maguire - Cocktail - Top Gun: Maverick Totaling Ten Hours of Tom Time

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

ooooh, smashed kettle chips? I like it. Definitely a must try! I think the one thing I might add would be some really thinly sliced onion, probably yellow, smashed into the patty, onion side down when it hits the pan. Also, cheese.

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3 years ago

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

I just found some classified documents in my house, but I already told everyone I know that I didn't have any. What do I do now? Open to suggestions from y'all. We've seen some different takes on this so far, so I'd love your advice about how to proceed.

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

This, all of it. It’s okay to hold people accountable. Not only is it okay, you should It’s essential to remember that people *are* trying They are doing the best they can, given their tools, their life xp, their aptitude. Hold them to account, but help them They want to do good!

Cody De Arkland @Codydearkland

3 years ago

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

The world is filled with amazing people. A woman saw me working in a local coffee shop and asked me, on her way out the door, "Are you a writer?" to which I replied "Yes". She said "Good, me too. Keep going!" A friendly reminder there is still a lot of light in the world.

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ao Alex @halex5000

3 years ago

Texted my daughter today, in German. "Meine Tochter ist sehr klug!" (My daughter is very smart) Let's see if she deciphers it to find the reward inside!