nate ward @halfnate

We’re on stolen land. — Designer, Musician, Abolitionist, Coffee Enthusiast — they/thrm open.spotify.com/album/1iFnxMd5… Oklahoma City, OK Joined September 2010

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nate ward @halfnate

7 months ago

S/O to @webflow for introducing client billing as if they didn’t have this feature forever ago and ruin a bunch of devs lives by removing it and increasing pricing at the same time. Can’t wait to see how it pans out this time!

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9 months ago

I think that any time you get stuck between two companies customer service departments saying “it’s the other company, you have to call them” you should be able to sue both companies.

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a year ago

I wish I got to build my schedule like SNL does. “I think I’ll have two weeks off for St. Patrick’s day or something”

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a year ago

People hate on the phantom menace for no reason. It’s honestly a cinematic masterpiece.

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2 years ago

Those poll workers thought I had lost it when they handed me my ballot and a pen and I walked straight to the machine to cast my blank ballot.

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2 years ago

Too bad there’s no tiny desk wrapped.

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2 years ago

If this vehicle is pulled over for speeding, does it get one ticket or nine?

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2 years ago

Do Canadians say “Gen Zed?”

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2 years ago

That DVD sized hail was more of a digital download

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3 years ago

From now on, I’m calling typos “keyboard whammies”

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3 years ago

Why is the SNL theme song like half the length of the show?

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3 years ago

Real happy Jobeth won today!

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3 years ago

I am quite certain that @IAMQUEENLATIFAH would be the best at being a best friend. She just always seems so fun.

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3 years ago

Does anybody else’s brain nearly entirely shut off when the sky is not blue? Obviously, I’m asking for a friend.

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3 years ago

If you ever can’t find your cat, the answer may not be obvious. (It’s a projector screen)

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3 years ago

Whenever you hear someone say “individual responsibility” 9/10 times what they really mean is individual (and systemic) irresponsibility without accountability to community. In our society everyone can be more responsible than the community standard if they choose to be.