Half-Time Hoax @halftimehoax

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Half-Time Hoax @halftimehoax

a week ago

🗣️ Arne Slot: “It was a great moment for Rio, and for our academy in general. For all of the coaches who have helped him along the way through the age groups”

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a week ago

🗣️ Arne Slot: “We showed we have a striker that is more than capable, we don’t need to pay the valuation Newcastle are suggesting. They are the ones in an awkward position”

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2 weeks ago

🗣️ Arne Slot: “What happens with Isak isn’t up to me, but I can see why he no longer wants to play for Newcastle”

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a month ago

🗣️ Alexander Isak: “They (Newcastle) decided to schedule a flight back, but I won’t be on it. I will continue to train on my own until the situation is resolved”

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a month ago

🗣️ Alexander Isak: “I saw the game on TV (Arsenal vs Newcastle). The result doesn’t matter to me, there are more important things to worry about”

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a month ago

🗣️ Hugo Etitike: “I’ve heard about another striker being signed, this wasn’t told to me when I joined but I guess we will see what happens”

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a month ago

🗣️ Marcus Rashford: “The GOAT will always be Cristiano, that is something the Barcelona fans will just have to accept”

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a month ago

Rodri on being linked with Real Madrid 🗣️ “I currently play for the second best team in the world, Madrid is the only step forward so we will see what happens”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Alexander Isak: “I’ve decided to train alone until my situation is resolved. Promises haven’t been kept and there has been no progression, I will wait”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Hugo Ekitike: “I’m ready for the challenge, Arne (Slot) has told me I will fight for a place with Alexander Isak. He is a great striker but I am ready”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Ousmane Dembele: “It’s an honour to win this award, and to bring it back to France is even more special. Something Messi couldn’t do whilst he was here”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Hugo Ekitike: “It is a dream to sign for Liverpool, I can’t wait to be getting on the end of those crosses from Trent”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Marcus Rashford: “Barcelona is the club of my dreams, I remember being 5 years old and watching Lamine Yamal destroy teams and wanted to be like him”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Lamine Yamal: “I can confirm there were not any dwarfs, I invited Leo (Messi) and everyone got the wrong impression”

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2 months ago

🚨 Latest Ballon d’Or Rankings 1. Ousmane Dembele 2. Cristiano Ronaldo 3. Lamine Yamal 4. Vitinha 5. Mo Salah 6. Raphinha 7. Nuno Mendes 8. Lionel Messi 9. Nicolas Jackson 10. Pedri

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2 months ago

🗣️ Achraf Hakimi: “I think (Real Madrid) releasing me was a mistake on their part, especially when you look at who they have there now”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Eder Militao: “Xabi (Alonso) has spoken to me already, and I’ll be starting every game next season because I’ve got no idea what Asencio and Rudiger were doing tonight”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Vitinha: “I thought it would be much more of a challenge tonight, I didn’t see any Remontada out there”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Thibaut Courtois: “I never want to see Asencio and Rudiger put the shirt on again, the worst defensive duo I’ve ever played with”

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2 months ago

🗣️ Joao Pedro: “Enzo (Maresca) told me I would start ahead of Jackson, he said I am 10 times the player he is, but that I had to show that to the fans”