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JJ @halgorithm

I am the most awesomest verson of myself ever! Minneapolis Joined June 2008
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JJ @halgorithm

4 years ago

I was reading there's not a catchy name for CVE-2021-45046? How about yulelog4shell ? 'Tis the season! #Log4Shell

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JJ @halgorithm

7 years ago

#Origin outtage blah

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JJ @halgorithm

7 years ago

Maybe it's time for Twitnit to get the same treatment as Disgracebook. Time to go back to post-it notes and whiteboard to communicate to the world.

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JJ @halgorithm

8 years ago

It is our nature to destroy ourselves but we question why

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JJ @halgorithm

8 years ago

Is our machines learning? #splunkconf17

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JJ @halgorithm

8 years ago

Thanks for making me that much fatter with knowledge and foods #SplunkLive

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

I didn't think this would happen to me, but I took the long way home today, and it was the most glorious ride this evening. #30daysofbiking

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

See that Apple finally realized the big goof with their desktop line. They should pay me to fix it since I have some very good ideas.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Remember this: walls don't only keep people out but just as easily keep people in.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Trump is another Eisenhour Let's see how many nukes get created.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Thought about changing my major in college into psyc but then I realized it's jut they want me to think. I should just do it anyway. becaus

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

If all you do in life by going around looking to be deeply offended or triggered, you'll never be disappointed. Just like death and taxes.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Mmmmm PowerShell now I'm in you by default. Very nicety. Autocomplete. Extensive get-help system. Contextual.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Tis better to be thought a fool than send a tweet to make it blatantly obvious.

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

#BenAffleck Thank you for changing my mind. I thought you'd be the worst Batman, but you are the best. Sorry Keaton and Clooney!

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JJ @halgorithm

9 years ago

Had an existential moment recently and realized we all don't experience reality the same, even if you're twins. Thanks #Spacetime

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JJ @halgorithm

10 years ago

This is my 3rd fuckin reboot on my work computer. Productivity at an all time nonexistent

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JJ @halgorithm

10 years ago

Fuck. Hot water heater asploaded but we caught it before needing snorkel gear.

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JJ @halgorithm

10 years ago

It's like winding up for a faster takeoff.

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Nice Ride MN @NiceRideMN

10 years ago

It's like winding up for a faster takeoff.

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JJ @halgorithm

10 years ago

Depends on how good the waitstaff are at taking your order?

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Theodicy de Raadt @HackerHuntress

10 years ago

Depends on how good the waitstaff are at taking your order?

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