Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

The foolish thing of the world. Joined December 2024

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

19 hours ago

Dawg, imagine being there on judgement day and you get a half dozen trees sauntering up to testify against you.

Defiant L’s @DefiantLs

a day ago

Dawg, imagine being there on judgement day and you get a half dozen trees sauntering up to testify against you.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

20 hours ago

I've fallen in love with a Russian cosplay thirst-trap poster. Someone pull the trigger and put me out of this misery.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

2 days ago

If I die in the middle of the night from my fever I will go out happy knowing we have reached the funniest stage of the current process.

Homeland Security @DHSgov

2 days ago

If I die in the middle of the night from my fever I will go out happy knowing we have reached the funniest stage of the current process.

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I'm so sick. What the heck. Somebody needs to send over one of them buxom blonde nurses I've heard so much about. If I have to die it's going to be by the incompetence of a beautiful woman, not some lame fever.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

2 days ago

Yo. You can just watch the Namibian desert. youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZ…

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

2 days ago

I woke up sick as a dog today. Absolutely flea ridden.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

3 days ago

@bennyjohnson Forgetting is literally the only actionable function of forgiveness. Without forgetting there is no forgiveness because the trespass remain ever in mind and ever an option to wield against the trespasser. For God says that He will forget our sins and His forgiveness is our…

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

3 days ago

Jesus is reigning from his throne chariot drawn by ancient Shedu of light while archons throw their crowns down before him upon a plain of crystal as emerald haloes eminate from His glory.... watching Christians bully people for drawing little-green monastic martians on twitter.…

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

4 days ago

Let's settle this whole "date of the Exodus" question. The Date is with me. The Exodus is out of this town to somewhere nice to eat.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

4 days ago

If a Roman Catholic brings up the idea that exorcisms work better in Latin just remember it's because demons are stupid and rarely learn more than one or two languages. The Papist rarely deals with a demon with the intellectual facility required to add modern English to their…

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

4 days ago

When you lay some bait and the person doesn't bite. I just wanted to feel smug about the Donation of Constantine.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

4 days ago

It's three ay-em in the morning and the urge to smooch is overwhelming. Solomon wrote about this.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

The last son of Scythia.

Ole Limey @AVLimitanei

5 days ago

The last son of Scythia.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

I'm going to say it. I like some AI music. Music extends from math, computers can do math - it makes sense.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

BTW I am ordering dominoes tonight. Gettin me that stuffed crust.

Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

BTW I am ordering dominoes tonight. Gettin me that stuffed crust.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

Guy who followed me to keep up with when I announced I was having pizza for dinner being utterly devastated I've pivoted to Jew stuff.

Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

5 days ago

Guy who followed me to keep up with when I announced I was having pizza for dinner being utterly devastated I've pivoted to Jew stuff.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

6 days ago

I wonder what the maximum number of "councils that fail to permanently resolve division in the Church" is before traditionalists become convinced in the futility of councils. Because there has to be a number. Is it 12,000 councils? I bet it's around 12,000 councils.

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Hanksabunch @hanksabunch

7 days ago

My belly has been hurting a lot lately. I think I'm drinking too much lemonade. I think I'm burning through my stomach or something. Suicide by Lemonizaton of the bowels. that's what they'll write on my death certificate.