House of Commons Haiku @hansardhaiku
Haiku from the daily UK Parliament Hansard transcripts. Joined August 2019-
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Businesses on our high streets were put under huge strain during covid. ––– Darren Henry @DarrenG_Henry 26th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
I think we will all be popping down for coffee and banana cake. ––– Mims Davies @mimsdavies 25th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
We cannot afford for this war to be lost, and it will not be lost. ––– Grant Shapps @grantshapps 24th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Scotland has, sadly, some of the worst health outcomes in the western world. ––– Andrew Stephenson @Andrew4Pendle 23rd April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
While potholes are a danger for drivers, they are lethal for cyclists. ––– Toby Perkins @tobyperkinsmp 23rd April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
It was a tranquil, respectful place, where all his needs were met, and ours. ––– Colleen Fletcher 22nd April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
They should be greeted with fairness and decency when they reach these shores. ––– Andrew Western @AndrewHWestern 19th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Confidence in the government to do the right thing is eroding. ––– Christopher Chope 18th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Individuals’ personal data is not safe in Tory hands. ––– Carol Monaghan @CMonaghanSNP 17th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Adults are adults, and they make their own choices and own their failures. ––– Alexander Stafford @Alex_Stafford 16th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Iran’s human rights record remains completely unacceptable. ––– Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak 15th April 2024 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
That leaves people with a choice of either paying rent or buying food. ––– Wera Hobhouse @Wera_Hobhouse 25th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2022…
They could decide to retreat, but that would be yet another U-turn. ––– Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband 19th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
That is not the way the Conservative party should ever govern. ––– William Wragg @William_Wragg 19th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
She has tanked the pound, causing the Bank of England to have to step in. ––– Fleur Anderson @PutneyFleur 17th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2022…
To work at sea I would need sea legs, and I am not sure I have those. ––– Mark Spencer @Mark_Spencer 13th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2022…
In some areas, the basic lack of fish is the biggest challenge. ––– Daniel Zeichner @DanielZeichner 13th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2022…
It is not a tax cut; we are just not raising corporation tax. ––– Elizabeth Truss @trussliz 12th October 2022 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
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The result will be bad for the economy and bad for culture. ––– John Nicolson @MrJohnNicolson 4th February 2021 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
@aliceolilly Or we could ask @hansardhaiku to go through the document to see what they can find.
It's satisfying when responses to questions in the House of Commons neatly fit into haiku format
Of course I agree that the Supreme Court’s judgment must be respected. ––– Geoffrey Cox @Geoffrey_Cox 3rd October 2019 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
I think I have found my new favourite Twitter account - how did I not find it sooner @hansardhaiku
Me and the Mogg, in all its Hansard glory......
No Prime Minister has ever got off to such a terrible start. ––– Pete Wishart @PeteWishart 5th September 2019 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Hansard Droste effect: Hansard being mentioned in Hansard.
For the benefit of Hansard, he has been spread out across three seats. ––– Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas 3rd September 2019 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
It is indeed #positivetwitterday - I've just discovered that @hansardhaiku exists!
In case you weren’t aware, there’s a clever bot that generates #haiku from the UK Parliamentary daily verbatim record of proceedings (aka #Hansard) and it is by turns comical, beautiful & profound. Spread t’word @MichaelRosenYes @IMcMillan @BatleyPoets #poetry
It does not matter what path we tread, we are all human in this place. ––– Jess Phillips @jessphillips 28th January 2019 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
Using this for every time someone asks me what's going to happen after Recess..
As to what happens in the period to come, we shall have to see. ––– John Bercow 27th March 2019 theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=20…
@hansardhaiku is gold-plated genius and disturbing as fuck
I’ve just discovered House of Commons Haiku (@hansardhaiku) and it is both a joy and a delight.