Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

UNCC @kelseyericaa made me get a twitter Joined August 2019

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

#BestBarCoyote

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

Convos with the roomies: Al: oooo that waiter is hot Lion: yes I thought that too Kels: bro, he is like 12 Al (who is 22): bitch if he is 12, I am 12 @_Alllisonn @kelseyericaa @lovekaitlynx

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

Another convo with @_Alllisonn Al: I’m kinda craving buffalo chicken dip from east coast wings Also Al: ...but my butt hole would be like ~WhY iS iT sPiCy~

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

Convos with my parents: *parents get in my car and dad gets in the back seat* Me: *takes a sharpe turn* ~clank~ Dad: sooo ash what kind of alcohol do you have In the cooler? Me: 👁👄👁 Dad: I’m not stupid Ashton Also me: uhhh I got some tweas, want some?

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

So I’m going to school to be a teacher right. I’m listening to my professor on the computer rn...our professor really just said “do not trust yourself, do not trust your instincts, do not trust your gut.” Riddle me that one

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

5 years ago

Convos with @_Alllisonn Al & Me: *talks about all the sins al has committed Al: “I bet my FBI agent is so disappointed in me” Al: *waves at phone “Hey buddy, sorry”

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Convos with @_Alllisonn *we are in bass pro shop country store and nobody is around us...it’s empty* Al: I just farted let’s walk away Me: 👀

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Convos with my bro Bro: we need to get some more ammo Mom: I asked you for Christmas what kind of ammo you needed Bro: Mom! Hunting ammo is different from world ending ammo

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Back at ya again with convos with @_Alllisonn Al: *calls me* I was at the lake today Me: oh, did you have fun? Al: I mean I drank today, but I’m not drunk...but I’m also not sober either Me: oh.....

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Ya know...I’m the mom of the friend group...contemplating being the blackout

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Convos with @_Alllisonn Me: can we get Biscutville tomorrow? Al: they don’t serve mimosas

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Convo 4746363 with @_Alllisonn *we went out last night and it’s currently 6:30pm* Al: I just burped and it tasted like corona

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Convos with @_Alllisonn Me: so you wanna go inside and eat dinner and be around all the lovey dovey V-day couples ooor pick it up and... Us: bring it back here and watch the bachelor and drink wine Me: I vote second option! Us: 🤜🏼🤛🏼

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BabyNaeee 💛 @JanaisiaU

6 years ago

Don’t put me in a situation where I gotta show you how cold my heart can get because... aha

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

When it comes down to it your girlfriends have your best interest at heart and will always be there.

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Ashton Harrelson @harrelsonn_al

6 years ago

Had a convo with my aunt today. My aunt: I’m ready for you to start having babies. Me: me too. Also me: I am 19, am in college (so broke), don’t have a full time job, can barely keep up with my own life, etc.