The election continues as Derpy and I fight for your right for baked good #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we promise to learn how to spell #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will provide all the science anyone would ever need forever. Also we will figure out what science means #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will change your health care system into a super health care system. That means it can fight crime #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will make rain happen. Not all the time, but sometimes. #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will change your national anthem. It will not be "Muffin Man". It will be an original song. About muffins. #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we promise to sing at every concert ever. #DerpyCrackles2012

When elected, we will draw a large picture into the ground near Manehatten. It may or may not be a muffin #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, there will no longer be lines at the grocery store. We will tell them all to stop. Just stop. Don't be mean #DerpyCrackles2012

We would like to clarify, on behalf of our opposition, that we are NOT "stinky doo doo heads". Thank you for your time #DerpyCrackles2012

The campaign rolls on. Or flies on. Or glides on. Or swims on? I don't know about that #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will solve all your problems. *Uh Derpy I don't think we can...OH...right*. Yes, all your problems #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we will combine all political parties into one super party. It may or may not be called the Muffin Party #DerpyCrackles2012

Oh wait. Every day is muffin day. Sorry Derpy #DerpyCrackles2012

Me and Derpy haven't forgotten about our campaign for presidency. Okay, maybe we did, but not for that long! #DerpyCrackles2012

Oh yeah, I'm running for president. What's a president again? #DerpyCrackles2012

Derpy says we are going to win the election. Well...that's that. #DerpyCrackles2012

If elected, we promise to find everyone a very special somepony #LoveRequiredByLaw #DerpyCrackles2012

I can't believe Shepard Filly would do this for me. I am flattered #Blush #DerpyCrackles2012

Our campaign manager asked us if we had any non-muffin platforms. We are now looking for a new campaign manager. #DerpyCrackles2012