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Monday standup or open mic night? “I did stuff. I’ll do more stuff.” #PMHumor #ProjectManagementLife #PMIAustin
What's the weirdest "emergency" you've gotten at your rental? And if you're ready to take those urgent requests off your plate, we've got a solution for you ;) #PropertyManagerLife #WiFiWoes #NotReallyAnEmergency #RPMColorado #PMHumor #TenantDrama #LandlordLife...
Raise your hand if “one point of contact” ever meant… everyone. ✋ Tag a fellow PM who’s been there. 😂 Like or share if you’ve lived this moment! #PMHumor #ProjectManagementLife #RelatablePM #PMIAustin
Me at 11:59 PM: “Oh no, I forgot to update the project plan.” goPMO’s AI: “Already did. Also flagged a risk and reassigned tasks. Sleep tight.” 😌 Try goPMO free See post: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #AIForPMs #WorkSmarter #goPMO #PMHumor #projectmanagement
Private sector: "Move fast, break things." Public sector: "Move carefully, document everything, consult 12 stakeholders, then maybe… start." I thought I was a strong PM—until the public sector humbled me. Nothing teaches patience like procurement. #PMHumor #ProjectManagement
🎮 GameDev Chaos Theory If 1 bug = 1 hour of work... Then 1 rushed feature = 23.7 bugs 🐞🐞🐞 And 1 crunch week = 78% chance the intern is now the build manager. 😱 But hey, the game runs! (…on your producer’s laptop only) 😅 #GameDevLife #PMHumor #IndieDev #BuildFailedAgain…
You smile… professionally. But internally? You’re calculating timelines, budget impact, team burnout, and wondering why your Gantt chart ever trusted anyone. #MABY #ProjectManagementReality #StakeholderRequests #PMDiaries #ScopeCreepChronicles #PMHumor #MABYConsultancy
When you’re already picturing margaritas and a tsunami of “🔥 URGENT” Jira tickets lands on your desk. Tag the teammate who always pings “one last thing” at 4:59 PM. 😂 #ProductManagement #JiraLife #PMHumor
Shipped a shiny new feature. Users: smiling like they knew you’d never ask them first. PM rule #1: If it’s not solving a real user problem, it’s just noise. Please Repost 🙏 #ProductManagement #UX #UserResearch #BuildWithUsers #PMHumor #TechTwitter
🃏 Weekly Tech Tarot Readings #001 (Part 1/2) Merge conflicts, disappearing bugs & “design iteration.” The stars have spoken. The coffee may not help. 👉 Part 2 has the rest (and the prophecy for your website): #TechTarot #PMHumor #WeeklyReadings
Stakeholder ≠ user. But sure, go ahead and “validate” that roadmap. #ProductManagement #UXFail #PMHumor ✨ PS: At least your AI website builder talks to real users → hocoos.com
Nothing screams project like setting “ASAP” as your only deadline. Sleep tight, Vlad. You have it under control. ⭐@CodingWisely #ProjectManagement #Taskavel #PMhumor
Arsenal’s like a PM who nails sprints but flops on delivery no trophies since 2020! KPI fail: Trophies = 0. They fumble value, stakeholders,risks, & closure. Why did Arsenal fail ? They skipped“Deliver Results” #PMHumor #ArsenalFlop #MUFC
🔮 What’s your style according to your zodiac? Every PM has a vibe. Some live for user feedback. Others… just need to A/B test everything. Scroll through, find yours—and tag a teammate who fits theirs a little too well. 💬Drop your sign in the comments #pmhumor #zodiacsign
🤔Engagement Question 🤔 What’s one phrase you never want to hear in a stakeholder meeting? 😂 Drop the red flags 👇 #PMHumor #StakeholderStruggles #TechMeetings #ProductLife #PMCommunity
Still laughing how a product roadmap came between mint leaves and bulk carrots. > “Yov… aama daan! Avanga market-la product pick pannitu veetla pitch panra!” – Senthil, probably #ProductManagement #BuildWhatYouLive #QuickCommerce #FreshIdeas #PMHumor
Told my PM friend I like waffles. They said: Fascinating…let’s RICE-score this. Reach: Global breakfast market. Impact: Syrup absorption potential. Confidence: 70% 🧇 > 🥞 Effort: Requires a toaster.’ …now they want to prototype both. #ProductManagement #PMHumor #Prioritization
“Let’s circle back.” Translation: I have no idea how to solve this right now. #ProjectManagement #PMHumor
What is God's name ? Howard! #PMHumor #ScoopzShorts #ScoopzKontent #FYP #KeKeSayz scoopzapp.com/n/0xeuhsiF?cty…
