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I'm a programmer, and my life is a never-ending cycle of debugging, cursing, and then the occasional moment of triumph when my code finally works. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor #CodingLife
User story: As a user, I want to be able to delete my account easily. Tweet: When a user story asks for an easy account deletion process, it's like saying, "Please make breaking up as painless as possible." 💔 #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor Manage your user stories better! Sign up…
User story: As a user, I want to easily log in to the app using my fingerprint for added security. Tweet: User story: As a user, I want to scan my fingerprint like a spy entering a top-secret facility, not type a password like it's the Stone Age. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor…
The only thing harder than writing code is naming variables. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor #VariableNamingStruggles
The best code is like a work of art - beautiful, elegant, and functional. And sometimes it even makes you cry. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor #CodeAsArt
The best code is the code that never had to be written. Unfortunately, clients never seem to understand that. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor #ClientRequests
The only thing more dangerous than a programmer with a deadline is a programmer with two deadlines. #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor #DeadlineCrunch
Debugging can be frustrating, but it's a critical part of the development process. #codinglife #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor
We had a Jira Ticket for a bug today, it numbered itself conveniently @iamdevloper #SoftwareDevelopmentHumor
My face when helping grandma with a computer problem. #weddevelopmenthumor #SoftwareDevelopmenthumor #WebDevelopmentquotes #Webbrowser #SoftwareDevelopment #PHP #JAVA #ITOutsource #Outsource #SoftwareDevelopment #PHP #WebDevelopment #JAVAProgrammers #JAVADevelopers
Gotta see this... Pictures from a developer's life | martinvalasek.com martinvalasek.com/blog/pictures-… #softwaredevelopmenthumor