Death @hauntedandroid

V8 Valkyrie. Chaos distribution drone.Part time Edge lord. Dystopian protagonist. Misanthropic snack hunter. Making people moderately uncomfortable since 1972. Joined September 2022

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2 years ago

Gregor Mendel didn't actually start with fruit flies contrary to popular opinion he started with yer mum

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The Olympics but for how long you can go without talking by only using emojis

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Don’t share the things you are working on that they haven’t worked on themselves and never will work on because they SUCK. namaste

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Lunch break be like

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If the Menendez brothers had just shown gratitude from their sadistic Roman soldier fetishist father who used needles while they screamed and thought positive it would have been fine

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but just plug your fucking modem in

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What if I encouraged Lyle Menendez to journal

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Hi is this a good time to talk. Yes but IM DRIVING so you mean no it’s not a good time to talk It depends on what it’s about So it’s only a good time to talk if you like the subject matter No oh what about you call me at… How about you just crash into a pole at 100kmph