Allie 📝 @hazethots

i miss when gerard way would post literally whatever they thought on twitter || she/her California, USA Joined July 2015

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

it’s the most wonderful time of the year (martinelli’s sparkling cider at the store)

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

*that partner

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

cool that clears it up thanks

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

if your name is lauren dennard and you changed your 949 area code phone number about 5 years ago please sort your legal shit out bc the DA’s office of sacramento keeps calling me k thnx

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

i paid off my car loan please clap

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2 years ago

pro tip parchment paper does NOT like your broiler and will catch on fire about it

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2 years ago

i love you heating pad

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

i wrote a piece for this about seeing them four times in a row at the forum :) highly recommend snagging a copy! super stacked lineup of talented folks

SWARM: Answering the Call @mcrswarmzine

2 years ago

i wrote a piece for this about seeing them four times in a row at the forum :) highly recommend snagging a copy! super stacked lineup of talented folks

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

this hurt my feelings arco

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i’m opposed to high speed rail bc when my lover sees me off at the platform on my journey to start my new life at the end of our romantic arc + they realize i’m the love of their life + they try to run after my train it’ll be three states over already and i will die alone

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

shoutout to the couple behind me in line at target who were buying plan B and two big packs of diapers

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2 years ago

i’m in my “i wanna quit my job” era

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

shouts out to @IMDATAGIRL for a shirt design that looks normal on big boobs 🥰 an ally for the cantaloupe chest community

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

what if i had a styx phase

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

i am a simple woman, i hear a catchy pop song once and then i hear one specific portion of the song on an echoing loop in my brain for three months 24/7 until i want to rip out my own prefrontal cortex

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Allie 📝 @hazethots

2 years ago

let me run merch for you at shows i’m a taurus 🥺👉👈

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2 years ago

ripped apart my apartment and my car in search of my airpods. which i found IN THE TRASH

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2 years ago

it is not the 4th of July and as such since my neighbors are still lighting fireworks at 11 pm it is legal for me to put thumbtacks in their pillows

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2 years ago

i love to make poor decisions about caffeine consumption

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2 years ago

“ADHD was made up by drug companies to get kids hooked on prescriptions” i started a load of laundry an hour ago, came back to put it in the dryer, and realized i forgot to put my clothes in the washer when i started it