Just Remember when you’re with my ex
I taught him ALL of those sexual tricks
You may as well think of me while he’s doing them to you
Because I know he is...
"people on welfare are parasites" shut up kirsten your parents paid for your 6-year degree in event planning just so you could become a stay-at-home wife
Lady got mad at me for apologizing to my kids for my making a mistake. She told me that admitting mistakes to my kids is weak parenting. I told her to shove her bull headed opinion up her ass.
18K Followers 2K FollowingSarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu
15K Followers 13K FollowingGrandpa, outdoorsman, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow.
#EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy
1K Followers 948 FollowingBorn van down by river during General Malaise era. Currently in Witness Protection. Wasnt suppose to tell anyone. Send lawyers drugs and money. Moody bastard.
18K Followers 2K FollowingSarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu
15K Followers 13K FollowingGrandpa, outdoorsman, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow.
#EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy
1K Followers 948 FollowingBorn van down by river during General Malaise era. Currently in Witness Protection. Wasnt suppose to tell anyone. Send lawyers drugs and money. Moody bastard.
22K Followers 6K FollowingSomewhere,all of the great dead writers are sipping absinthe and doing the jerk-off motion while reading our tweets. @luvpugfdn . Hiker.Runner.CrossFit cultist.
15K Followers 15K FollowingI like people, but not in person. Or in general. Kind people -- that's who I like. If they're quiet. Weird, eh?
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